Get Crazy With The Cheese Whiz!

My wife: My beautiful wife! My amazing, brilliant, beautiful, perfect wife! I'd die for her. God she's perfect.

Me: dumbass (affectionate)

I miss her

I think my biggest toxic trait is acting like I deserve the Nobel Prize for showing up to a class I literally pay to be in

To love and to be loved.

Glass was never meant to hold lightning.

Hey! What's the hardest part of having a boyfriend and a wife?

Oh! Easy. Google calendar.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with a dysfunctional family! My your turkey be tender and your patience be steadfast

Driving according to my hometown:

Things we stop at: green lights

Things we don’t stop at: stop signs

Take it from me, an adult: FIBER IS IMPORTANT

I’ll never forget the time I was in the car with my now wife when we were freshmen in college and she was playing “Amen” by Amber Run and, with tears in her eyes, asked me if I’d ever heard it. And I, equally somber, said “yeah in a Warrior Cats PMV.”

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