Markiplier Egos

POV: Will mentioned that he dropped a cufflink.

Hannigram Parent Headcanons w/ a Hyperactive Reader

This entire thing is literally so stupid LOL. Enjoy :)

These guys have to keep you on a leash

You’re literally bouncing off the walls

Lost you in a store once (okay, so maybe not just once)

*You wanted a rainbow wiggly slug toy

Literally just stopped in the store & played with it for a solid 5-10 minutes

You were straight up entranced by that thing

Did they buy it for you when they eventually found you?

Yes, of course they did

They can’t say no to you :(

Will picks you up and spins you around!!!

You accidentally kicked Hannibal in the face while Will was doing that once in the morning

Will was spinning you around, greeting you that morning

Hannibal walked into the room with his robe on, tired, and with a hot cup of coffee in his hand

“Good morning my dear. I made you coffee-”

Only for his face to be met with a tiny pair of socked feet, smacking him wide awake

He spilled said coffee all over himself and the floor

He chastised both you and Will after that

You tire poor old Hannibal out

Will has to take his place sometimes during playtime lol

You’re a menace at the dinner table

Hannibal tries so hard to get you to follow the manners he set out for you

“Y/N. Y/N. Remember what we talked about? No talking with food in your mouth. You’ll choke, sweetheart.”

You do end up choking once

Literally give them a heart attack

Hannibal has to do the heimlich maneuver on you

You coughed up a few beans

You cried, but you were okay

You now have a mild fear of beans

One time you bit the babysitter

Will and Hannibal didn’t know whether to be mad at you or proud of you

You just looked up at them with the biggest smile on your face when they returned

I just have an image of Will and Hannibal sitting on the sofa in their robes in the early morning, their eyes dead and tired while a tiny child runs around the sofa in circles

So fun

Warning: A toy slug is under the cut. Maybe don't take a look if you don't like slugs. :3

*Said rainbow wiggly slug toy:

THE HANNIBAL AND HANNIGRAM TAGS ARE TRENDING AGAIN! THE TIME TO POST IS NOW! ARISE FANNIBALS! ARISE!

I know very well.

Hannibal (2013-2015)

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Shitpost featuring Wilford, Actor, and Dark

:)

post-crime murdock

I MADE ANOTHER ONE-

Honestly I'm obsessed with yurifying these guys

i haven't had this much fun in a while lmfaooo

Fucking crushed 😢

Father!Hannibal Lecter hcs

• he slits your throat to get back at your other dad

MUAHAHAHAHA SAVE ME YURI HANNIGRAM SAVE MEE