Me Too

Loaded for tomorrow baby 💀🔫

Why is sipping tea on every possible occasion not considered a fucking hobby? 🫖☕

How to be Rahul Gandhi -

Step 1: Roam around asking people for their caste and use it for your election campaign.

Step 2: keep yapping about a caste census for two years straight.

Step 3: Deny the caste of the sitting PM for your political gain by saying that the PM isn’t an OBC.

Step 4: and then cry foul when someone asks you about your caste in the parliament. 😂

At this point just accept it that you aren’t serious about the caste census or just say that everyone can be interrogated about their caste background except for his holy highness Crown Prince Shri Shri Shri Shri Rahul Rajiv Gandhi ji of the Gandhian Dynasty.

Bhai jaati janganana bina jaati puche kese hoti he? Koi bata do 🤡

I wrote it once to someone.. And had the best sleep after

i love a “i know you're sleeping but” text

Future goals

This is not only about cigarette for me

a small kindness

every time i smoke a cigarette i throw the pack away violently so that the next time i want one it takes me forever to find it. even drunk me is watching out for me. but i always find it

True

Roj naye tareeko se g@nd fat rahi hai fir bhi haste muskurate zindagi kat rahi hai

jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues 

jungkook and his big doe eyes against the world

[258/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡