Someone Please Help My Daughter Has Been Rotated

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

my boy tails!!!!!!!! he has never known peace since shadow showed up with that kid

bitches be like “I’m a writer” and then abandon their wip for months. it’s me I’m bitches.

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

Thanks so much, Google Docs! I’dn’t ever seen that word before!

the fact that we are firmly in a time where conservatives are like "the actual founding fathers, who were slaveowners, were not racist enough for my taste" is wild

Hmm. Apparently it's starting to be that time of the year when the temperature might be the plausible answer to "why am I unreasonably mad for no good reason." And it's worthwhile to try sitting on the balcony to cool off for a few minutes to see if it goes away, instead of immediately starting fights with strangers on tumblr over which one out of the two of you is the one who doesn't know what it looks like when birds are fucking.

told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion