I'm Pregnant And I Don't Give A Fuck Whos It Is

Thanks mate

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

Shapes and colors 🤩

(and words n shit)

being a symbolism enjoyer should humble you because at the end of the day no matter how eloquently you articulate it youre essentially saying "i love it when things have meaning"

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

The Magnus Archives, Ep 1: Anglerfish

Fuck it

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

Important chart btw