Imagine You're Driving And Someone's Stupid Little Car Cuts You Off Swerving, Driving Like An Absolute

The best part about knowing Latin plurals is using them incorrectly on purpose and seeing if anyone who knows why you're full of shit is within earshot. Insist that the plural of of "waitress" is "waitrices". You know you want to.

Want it on my wall singing to me

FISHH!!! :3

can you imagine tumblr when the queen dies. its gonna be like superhell night.

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

what abled ppl think is a massive problem for disabled folks: 13 year old on the internet faking something

what is actually a massive problem for disabled folks: "well you don't LOOK disabled, are you sure you're not faking? I'm not giving you accommodations until you PROVE you're not faking. Please give me, a stranger, your medical info and explain your condition to me in detail so I know you're not faking and only then will I respect or take you seriously"