In Desperate Need Of A Superhero Who Has Every Conceivable Superpower...but Isn't "overpowered" Bc They're

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Thunderbolts* said the only thing that is going to get us through this truly fucked up timeline is holding on to our equally fucked up friends and getting through this shit together and they were so right for that

Consider-season one Jon and the Archival Assistants doing the sound effects for each tape diegetically

The best part about knowing Latin plurals is using them incorrectly on purpose and seeing if anyone who knows why you're full of shit is within earshot. Insist that the plural of of "waitress" is "waitrices". You know you want to.

hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

Yelena Belova (BELOVED) ⚡️⚡️

what abled ppl think is a massive problem for disabled folks: 13 year old on the internet faking something

what is actually a massive problem for disabled folks: "well you don't LOOK disabled, are you sure you're not faking? I'm not giving you accommodations until you PROVE you're not faking. Please give me, a stranger, your medical info and explain your condition to me in detail so I know you're not faking and only then will I respect or take you seriously"