Horrible Fantasy Idea:

Through has got to be my least favorite way out

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

I actually… love this

let's witness the declaration of a new pope with mama

Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D

I’m only a few episodes in but he’s kind of a mood

So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.