Tfw You Realize The Bourgeoisie Are Not Human.

Tfw you realize the bourgeoisie are not human.

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1 year ago
Forgiveness

Forgiveness

2 months ago

a story with that cyberpunk theme of “are you really human if you modify your body to gain power“, except the body modification is just strength training.

1 year ago

its really bizarre how after a couple decades of mostly uncensored internet access and raunchy premium cable made it so nobody gives a shit about swearing, we're now re-entering an era of quaint self-censorship in the name of platform marketability rather than politeness. im sure nobody actually cares. im sure none of the advertising dicks, or boardmembers, or anybody really cares that much personally. they just think it will scare people off somehow. so now grown adults are saying "h-e-double-hockey-sticks" ass bullshit on the same social media websites where they try to get their meat slonked and find a dealer.

2 months ago
In My First Playthrough I Succeeded In Shaving And Getting Rid Of The Expression At The Same Time And

In my first playthrough I succeeded in shaving and getting rid of the expression at the same time and it felt exactly like this

In My First Playthrough I Succeeded In Shaving And Getting Rid Of The Expression At The Same Time And
In My First Playthrough I Succeeded In Shaving And Getting Rid Of The Expression At The Same Time And
6 months ago
A delicious glass of eggnog topped with whipped cream and cinnamon powder.

in memoriam

1 year ago

I want weird math textbooks. Group theory textbooks in the style of a comic book. Real analysis textbooks written as a long dialogue between forest animals. Elaborate romantic fan fictions about the relationships between Lie groups and their corresponding Lie algebras.

1 year ago

I’m looking for a good carpet washer for cat urine. I do my best but the princess spent most of her life a stray and doesn’t understand litter boxes. It’s just a small corridor. Any recommendations?

For cat urine, or really anything that is trapped in the fibres or pores of a floor, you're gonna want an encapsulation cleaner. Here's why;

When you have something trapped in a fibre, scrubbing it can actually cause it to become more lodged in to the weave itself. What an encapsulation cleaner does is take the bad items, essentially eat it, and bring itself to the surface where it can then be vacuumed or swept up. If you've ever had to get oil stains out of a concrete floor, you may familiar with this process.

For carpet, you're also going to want something that is safe and won't bleach the fibres. But because it is also urine, you want a bio-enzymatic that is going to fully digest the bacteria causing the smell.

Diversey has an encapsulation cleaner for carpet and so does Swish. 3M also has an upholstery spray, however I wouldn't trust it to get rid of something as strong as cat urine as it isn't a bio-enzymatic.

Good luck and give her plenty of kisses for me!

6 months ago

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

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