There Are Three Types Of Links

I love dragons <3

Teacher: “So, who’s presenting next?”

Me: 

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

I notice the tarmac scene is listed on the Tv Tropes page for ‘Aborted Declaration of Love.’

I like this. This is good.

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

Think of a bee, you are its knees.

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

People in medieval art have one out of four expressions:

- utterly pissed

- constipated

- experiencing mortal terror

- dead inside