Lock The Fuck In?? No Way Dude. I Am TUCKED The Fuck In :) Good Night

me and the homie i pulled by being kind but a little insane

I would love to lay down in a seraphic, regal futon and be fed cheezits all day, but instead I am shackled to lay in my mundane bean bag chair, and I am forced to feed the cheezits to myself

RAHHHHHH I LOVE JASON GRACE

ahhhhhhhh JASON SAVE US

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

GUYS I PUT JESS WINGER, HOW TIRED WAS I

posting on tumblr to pretend im texting my many friends, jess winger style

Even if you make $200,000 a year, each one of them has more money than you'll make in literally a million years.

And if you're complaining about how expensive everything is, most likely you make a hell of a lot less than $200,000 a year.

What in the world could possibly make you think that Trump cares about you?

the turkey swiss on rye incident

YOU FOOL !! SPRINGTIME IS ENCROACHING UPON US , NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PLANT WILDFLOWERS

GO GO GO GO

It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

Some not so hot takes:

Tariffs = Higher prices

Mass deportations = broken communities

Gay and trans rights = human rights

Doing the nazi salute on live tv = being a nazi

How can anyone disagree with this stuff dude