I Explained The Concept Of Freaking It To My 15,000 Year Old Grandfather And He Remained Motionless Within

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

✨🎪 circus event (part 1) liveposting thoughts!

this will not make much sense if u haven't read the event lmao! - YAY!!! we’re in solaria!!! (i thought we might be considering pv dante mentions something abt an inaugural bonfire?)

…. the shadow circus 👀 - i really dig the aesthetic of this event… the card looks didnt entirely sell me but the dark circus + the mix of soft pastel circus is v nice. i like the patterns too - garu the drawerrrrrrrrr

- theyre friends frfr.........

- DANTE AT THE CIRCUS!!!!! (offtopic, but i like that the chapter titles for this one are 'uncanny'.... good vibes....) - 'i asked first' ok enten sama. that's your boyfriend bro, be nice - ooooo honorary ringmaster..... i guess the circus is kind of a big deal for him to be coming out to do that? - oooo around the world. i wonder if dante was the sort of kid to dream about running away and joining the circus - ooooo eiden u care so much about solaria and dante that ur talking to him about the economyyyyy - and dante 🧐u were going to invite him to see the circus. interesting. almost as if you. like him or something - DANTE COMPLIMENTS FOR GARU!!!! CON-CRIT FOR THE PUPPY!!! - hehe handsome devil - bro is so weak to garu...... the power of puppy... - "we?" <-- guy about to get roped into hijinks - SOOLEY MENTION!!! (I HOPE HE SHOWS UP...) - guy who is tempted by rare beasts and praise... they got u hook, line and sinker bro..... - awww eiden made the outfits.... - he made them so fast........... in one night??? - EIDEN HAS A PIGEON??? BRO U ARE NOT AN ANIMAL HANDLER... THAT BETTER BE STUFFED. - oooo so rock paper scissors in this world is boulder wind claw… interesting📝garu fr likes dante…. very funny for him to tip the scales like that. brotherly squabbling - oh eiden... your naming processs.... it really is too beautiful to comprehend - upon closer inspection that thing (the pigeon) is def alive or at least charmed by magic. eiden.... if that is a real bird....... - friendship huddle.... theyre so cute... (also this is out of order, but karu's atheticism and dante's skill are such a fun combo, esp since they rile each other up) - LMAO..... ZACK??? (normal ass name) - (jotting down notes) anti-yokai sentiment in solaria? - p impressive performance (jotting down more notes) dante can form shapes with his fire.... - YAY!!! im glad this is going so well!! its a very sweet precursor to what im hoping is some creepy darkness - oooo i like zacks design (at least, what i can see of it) - looneytoons stack peering through the curtains - OOO ZACKS DESIGN FUCKS ACTUALLY? its v nice... red white and black... the best palette.... the bg music being slightly slowed is such a nice uncanny touch - mmmmm v fun and unsettling.... - dante's expression in this card are so full of attitude lmao... - that's right play nice dante ASDKKLSAD garu was just trying to have a nice moment man - ah... ur social skills, sun lord.... - eiden translating right in front of his face.... it is v funny (and sweet) to me that dante, presumably, pushed everything in his schedule a little forward so he could compete with them <3 - oh his name is bruin... two named npcs! huh! garu do not go with him....... - 'absolute perfection'...... - LETS GO KARU!!! - karu creep sense activated........ - yokai microaggression moment - i rly like how the event highlights how similar karu and dante are... or at least, how their ideals align... they feel like such a rare duo - 'identity is not determined by titles' is a very interesting quote from dante…. 📝📝 - dante backstory mention..... enei moment real... have a little fun sun lord - three... three named npcs (ah ah ah) - the conflict is v good... i didnt expect it to veer this way when the pv came out but this is a v circus appropriate conflict - ah... dante and eiden putting the puzzle pieces together - ooooo v interesting that being a 'yokai' would be so desirable performance-wise. to go to this extent... - erm bruin yokai fetish - [its always sunny titlecard] "The Gang Busts Circus Abuse" now to await part 2...

oooooh! that could definitely be a possibility considering the amount of essence yokai carry themselves? it could have an interesting mix with huey’s essence. (we kind of see this in the contrast between how dire edmond’s situation is (where eiden has to dubcon him) vs yakumo where his gem seems… less likely to kill him despite both clan members rejecting their gem.)

i don’t think yakumo trying to remove his gem would violate his ancestor’s contract. it would definitely hurt him if he managed to remove it. he would’ve probably lost his ear or even died from essence fluctuations. but, it wouldn’t have violated the contract, really, because his precious loved ones were still unharmed after his attempt. its kind of similar to olivine’s situation.

basically, the contract seems to function on a ‘no harm, no foul’ system

(also of note, although rei is in rough shape, he seems to have chipped off parts of his gem without a great change to his state? of course, rei isn’t exactly known for self-preservation, so who knows what the side effects might’ve been)

as for g/karu, theyre def an interesting case. eiden still feels ‘something’ when he finds them, so that indicates that huey’s essence is still inside them. but we don’t know if we’ve ever seen g/karu use an essence attack or something 🤔. (i’m def not an expert on the pups tho.) whenever he does tricks, he seems to employ yokai athlectism while someone else provides the special effects (specifically, i’m thinking about the yokai banquet and the current circus event).

it could be similar to dante’s situation where they can use their other sources of essence (the elemental spirits of fire and being a yokai, respectively), but they can’t/have a hard time using huey’s essence due a disconnect.

ok ive been thinking about this since like chapter 12 and chapter 16 is just around the corner so:

here’s my theory about how clan member contracts work + the contract powerscale 📝

so huey signs a contract with someone and they each have to fulfill it. simple enough. in return for fulfilling the contract, huey gives them a fraction of his essence (which culminates in a gemstone on their body) and they go on a roadtrip to fix the altars every once in a while

each original clan member signed their contract for a reason. we have pretty good guesses for some of them quincy: to protect the tribe/tribe’s land (pretty much confirmed as of razor’s edge) olivine’s ancestor: to assist(?) the church dante’s ancestor: to protect the solaria yakumo’s ancestor: to protect his loved ones (see: misty vale) what happens when someone doesn’t fulfill their contract? based on rei’s flashback in ch. 12, i’m guessing that the body part their gemstone is connected to + their essence begins to go haywire. rei mentions he ‘never chose to enter any damn contract’ while his gem huey also mentions that rei must learn to ‘harness the power’ he was given. it seems like part of that ‘harnessing’ is using huey’s power in service to the original contract.

rei, it seems, was not doing that. this is in contrast to someone like quincy who spends a great deal of time protecting and aiding the forest tribe and, likewise, possesses an incredible amount of power.

i think olivine is in a similar position (though he doesn’t know it). he’s got a lot of control and power and, unlike yakumo and edmond, his gem wasn’t cloudy when eiden met him (although, his sr also covers his gem with a decorative gem so?) (at any rate, iirc, eiden doesn't notice anything wrong with his gem). (EDIT: i have been informed that eiden does comment on olivine's gem in his h-story room when he sees his real gem and he says it’s clear (healthy gem = good essence health). OLIVINE WIN.) olivine's ancestor (likely) asked for power to care for/protect the church and olivine has been doing that (monster semen not withstanding. we’ll get to that.📌) + regulating with the altar. the more a clan member ‘fulfills the purpose of their contract’, the more power they reap from it. it’s hard to say this definitively because some of the original contracts are very ambiguous.

this puts quincy + olivine + kuya(?) in the upper tiers edmond + yakumo + g/karu(?) are in mid tier

the familiars + blade are N/A (never signed a contract)

and then bottom tier are rei and dante. who also happen to be the only main clan members who have been conspicuously sick as part of their character rei, we know spent an ample amount of time doing something outside of klein (i.e. not fulfilling his ancestor’s contract). so, we know where his dysregulation came from and it likely didn’t occur while he was a kid based on the few childhood flashbacks we get from him. his problem was mostly getting megabullied 😔✊ but what about dante? how did he fail his contract as infant, straight from the womb??? (assuming that was the cause of his sickness)

well. when he was born, solaria wasn’t doing very well. and, honestly, his parents weren’t doing a great job running the show. it also probably didn’t help that he was stopped from doing anything that could help solaria since he was isolated to palace grounds.

that is until the night of the riot when he ran and sought out the elemental spirit of fire's trial.

we don’t know exactly when dante ‘stopped being sick’ but i’d hazard a guess that it was after his trial with the elemental spirit of fire. the essence + power he gained from the contract with the elemental spirit of fire (i.e. his agreement to protect the fire territory) stabilized his essence and thus, his health. his newfound health (plus a lot of training) gave him the strength to improve solaria and become what he is today. (as an aside, similar to how kuya provides a lot of insight on huey, dante provides a lot of insight on contracts and communication with the elemental spirits. his contract is directly compared to the contract scrolls used by huey (by blade in chapter 10 part 1). in that chapter we learn that failure to fulfill his contract will result in his death. otherwise, we see that he gains power and favor from the spirits.)

even though solaria has improved a lot, i think dante's essence from huey might be permanently effected given that in sunburst fever, he can’t use magic w/o the elemental spirits. in general, he seems to struggle with outputting essence compared to other clan members.

tl;dr: huey’s contracts make you more powerful if you do what you said you’d do (or your ancestor said that they’d do) and, if you don’t, wuh oh… 📌 so olivine and the monster semen. yes, he did try to sabotage the church, so why didn’t he face some kind of huge consequence for breaking the contract? well… he also protected the church and, despite trying to harm it, he did his best to maintain it. so, what might seem like a huge breach of contract, is actually alright. the church didn’t face any major harm and it was protected. bada-bing-badaboom also, a possible question might be ‘so what about the mid-tier guys?’. so, yakumo and edmond don’t appear(?) to be actively fulfilling their contracts (though yakumo is well on his way).

what’s important is that they aren’t violating their contract. from when we meet them, it seems like ‘neglect of a contract’ does lead to degradation of one’s gem (cloudiness of the gem, poor condition in general) and would eventually lead to illness (like rei), but it’s a much slower process. it’s a good thing eiden regulated with them when he did.

this video is CUTE. the animal is stressed and having a terrible time but it's a practicing nihilist so it actually feels liberated in the meaninglessness of its suffering

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

can't believe this is canon now...

context under the cut

(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”