Stay Soft By Mitski Is An Enei Song

the readerrrrrr

thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.

except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??

so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes

I always liked Quinte.

Mainly because of how Dante and Quincy look together in an aesthetic sense.

BUT then their little cannon dynamic came out.

Now you may be wondering....what dynamic??? They barely interacted in game- yES that is true, Quinte began as a rarepair crackship.

BUT. HEAR ME OUT.

The winter event gave this ship quite the assortment of ~crumbs~.

What I'm talking about is the way Dante is trying his damn hardest to be respectful towards Quincy. Tries his best not to offend him....HE'S BEING SO SUBMISSIVE-

Like the in the carving that boat scene???

Dante was like "ew who did that it's so plain 🙄"

And Quincy responded with the least amount of chalanting ever "I made it what's wrong with it"

Dante iMMEDIEATELY FOLDED LIKE

"nOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND"

It was so funny

Immediately rewired my brain towards them

THEY HAVE THE PERFECT "schoolboy crush" DYNAMIC.

DANTE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS QUINCY SO BAD AND QUINCY'S JUST LIKE: 👍

He yearns for the dilfy embrace in silence....

Like you wouldn't catch Dante DEAD seeking for the approval of others.

But idek there's something about being sometimes acknowledged by an aloof forest daddy that makes him a little giddy...

DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE

*copium*

Yeah I have trauma about it but unfortunately it's a really stupid thing to have trauma about. Yeah honestly if it had happened in a different way at a different time it would have been completely fine and normal. Yeah man like it was just a total confluence of circumstance and now my brain has an allergy against it. Yeah like a peanut allergy but stupider.

𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺: 𝘗𝘢𝘴𝘰 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘰

𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵: 13-15 𝘩𝘩

𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳

𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯: 𝘗𝘶𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘰

light territory trade tactics

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

real and true