If You See Me Tag Character On A Post And You Think To Yourself "how The Hell Is That Character" Mind

🥺😭 Garu doesn't like being shackled so his performance is destroying them ueue nukani

very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

watched a porno where the two guys just kind of noncommittally jerked each other off for what felt like forever and when one of them eventually shot his load the other went "oh shit wtf!" and pogged like he didn't know something like that could even happen but thought it was kind of cool in a scary way

today on a very special episode of gay harem isekai,,

the one instance im pretty sure counts as a domestic cat in nukani comes from maid!blade's rooms! here are some screencaps:

its not exactly a normal cat though, haha. as for dogs 🤔i don't think we have any examples yet

do normal domesticated cats and dogs even exist in klein

I always liked Quinte.

Mainly because of how Dante and Quincy look together in an aesthetic sense.

BUT then their little cannon dynamic came out.

Now you may be wondering....what dynamic??? They barely interacted in game- yES that is true, Quinte began as a rarepair crackship.

BUT. HEAR ME OUT.

The winter event gave this ship quite the assortment of ~crumbs~.

What I'm talking about is the way Dante is trying his damn hardest to be respectful towards Quincy. Tries his best not to offend him....HE'S BEING SO SUBMISSIVE-

Like the in the carving that boat scene???

Dante was like "ew who did that it's so plain 🙄"

And Quincy responded with the least amount of chalanting ever "I made it what's wrong with it"

Dante iMMEDIEATELY FOLDED LIKE

"nOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND"

It was so funny

Immediately rewired my brain towards them

THEY HAVE THE PERFECT "schoolboy crush" DYNAMIC.

DANTE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS QUINCY SO BAD AND QUINCY'S JUST LIKE: 👍

He yearns for the dilfy embrace in silence....

Like you wouldn't catch Dante DEAD seeking for the approval of others.

But idek there's something about being sometimes acknowledged by an aloof forest daddy that makes him a little giddy...

DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE

*copium*

a character who isn't used to being cared for or treated kindly being gently and tenderly cared for for the first time in years or maybe ever. save me

i would love this as a chatfic highkey

AU where the clan are MMO raiders

thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.

except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??

so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes