Evryone Is So Seethingly Jealous Of My Simulacrum. "it Bears Relationship To Reality" They Say "its A

does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

Party cock is in the mouth tonight

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

lets be carried by mama

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

i'm always saying this

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

"Why settle for a toy when the real one is right here?" -Dante, probably

Little Dante concept I was possessed to do a couple hours ago