Denial Is A Harrier

thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.

except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??

so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

i could survive my own autopsy

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

Sorry I cried wordlessly and motionless in your arms for like 30 minutes, that was probably scary. Can I still suck your dick?

the readerrrrrr

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

old men (and sooley!)