Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

how i've been feeling about doing coursework for the essay-based modules in my engineering degree:

did you know that you shouldn’t yell at your kids if they did something wrong accidentally/ because of things outside their control? Revolutionary

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

I don’t want a job I want a cottage in the woods and paint, read and eat berries

”Do you want to replay your year?“

No thank you, I don’t want to be told about how I’ve been neurotically listening to the same three albums for an entire year.

Get his ass, Gertrude.