I’m Already Missing HHN

Doing my part to promote this masterpiece of looniness!

Go see The Day the Earth Blew Up in theaters if you are able to.

(also pre-order the blu-ray while you're at it)

Knock Out and Breakdown enter the meme.

KoBd is love. KoBd is life.

Golems And Summons

"There will always be a distinct difference between sentience, and subordinance, one thinks and chooses to do as it does, while the other is challenged, ordered, to do an only purpose.-" -Nadalia Dunes

(yes even the bluff is here)

The constructs of all dimensions.

Golem: "a construct made with soul source."

Golems are made of a small source of soul and constructed in a physical body of varying material. Being embued with soul, the golem in question is given the ability to think, to feel.

The more soul a golem is given, the more it's able to communicate, adapt, and thrive. for example if a golem is not given enough soul source, it will act akin to a child, while a golem with a high amount of soul source, it will be connected to the soul it imbues, taking on traits and even a voice if it lives long enough.

"-With these differences however, my son, they both share one factor, the unmovable loyalty that comes with the construction of a golem." -Nadalia Dunes

On unfortunate but bittersweet circumstances, a golem may lose it's creator, but will grow and in turn embody the creator in personality. and may even take on a nomadic life, living as another being in the according dimension. it will make a name, a life, find love, but will never die. it cannot die, for it is not alive to begin with.

Beings of Unlimited Power but Limited Choices.

Such beings are a marvel to see in the wild, like an bluff or a breeze, but to see a summon appear infront of your eyes can be a whole new form of experience. depending on the element you wish for your summon to embody, it will await one command, and it will never stray of it's path.

(yes born in chaos is in this world >:3)

Allays are one of the only summons that have no known creator, ledgend says that they were made by the hosts themselves, to inspire and give hope to all who see their visage. Though in a mysterious form of spite, the spell that the Umevande made was to go against the very nature of the allay, becoming a vessel of discord and destruction known as a Vex.

Vexes and Allays are tricky in nature, but one seeks to do more harm then good.. on the behalf of the vex's summoner.

QnA

Q: Can i be a golem? A: yes!

Q: Is there a modpack for this lore? A: YES me and my gf play on it every so often

Q: Can i play the modpack A: yes! i will share it soon (it would be cool if you used the tag #Stavusstrand)

“Who goes there?”

Pirate wife please stomp on my skull ❤️ /jk lmao

Abigore Melbourne The steel clad Scourge

This is the master post for abigore

Ruthlsss. powerful, and cunning were three aspects well known to his tribe. but one day his hubris got to him, and in a drunken stupor he gathered some friends, sent and took them on a quest for killing and pillaging.

art by @dead-obsith

https://x.com/r3ver1e/status/1652730434000699394 (art by fortis on twitter)

fortunately the target was protected by a young man who wielded two stone swords and his golems that stood by him, abigore lost his friends, his home, and his status all in one night, he swore to kill the guardsman that took his life away. the one he truly cared about the most was the only woman he ever loved, rosette wineblood, she felt great despair when he was gone, but over time she saw the faulty ways of the steeltusk tribe, leaving it behind for the life of piracy, where she leads a colorful and vibrant pirate life. (owned by @dee-t0x)

https://twitter.com/that_sketch/status/1505433137710522369?t=973r3vBAcKrz3G-XKfYu0w&s=19 art by that one sketch on twitter

The once known general had toiled, seeking and schemeing revenge on the halfbreed hero known as nash dunes at his lowest point, after losing his ship, his crew, and his hope, he comes in contact with a shard of an ancient artifact, it promised him his revenge and much more if he vows to find the rest of its form. models by me

present day abigore now leads a whole army, now hiding his true goals under the veil of world conquest, but once again, fate chose something else in mind.. and beside him follows his second in command vandelle quarchette, a windcaller he obtained via a old prison made to conceal and tuck away the world's most dangerous and unstable magic users. character owned by @cometgoddess art by comet model by me

Art by @illwilledomen

Unfortunately he was blinded by the bloodloss he uses the artifact to finish his enemy, but it fails him.. after using the incomplete orb of dominance to transform into the heart of vengeance, he loses control of the orb, and is absorbed into the vessel, where his arch nemesis proceeds to crush it, finalizing the orb and abigore's fate. art by me

also here is a meme i have of him

expressive visors are fun to draw 💙

the suffering never ends

*breathing heavily till I'm about to pop like a balloon cause FINALLY, F I N A L L Y, there's at least a form of nsfw shit involving him!! I'm currently rolling all over the floor like a big ass sausage while squealing*

I hope I don't sound weird for asking this, but do you do nsfw asks? If not that's fine, sorry if me asking was weird. But if so?

Do you have any nsfw dating headcanons for mandrake? or ship stuff?

P.S I love your headcanons for epic, they're so awesome! lol I just got into epic, and I love reading them.

Not weird at all! Glad you enjoy them, I enjoy writing them!

Mandrake x Reader NSFW

NSFW under the cut

Oh boy!

First things first, Mandrake is not someone who sleeps around.

Not only is he usually busy, ruling a hoard and waging war on a forest is a full-time job, but he just generally does not have the drive or interest for it.

Now in a relationship? 👀👀👀👀👀

Mandrake’s pretty dominant in bed but catch him in a mood and he will get on his knees for you. Open to being restrained or on his back, but you’ll have to get him there first.

He LOVES giving you pleasure, it doesn’t matter how or when, seeing you in bliss in more pleasing than anything else he could want.

Servicing you in bed is definitely his kink, he’d get drunk off of your moans if he could.

Strong arms, big hands, nice lips? Oh yeah, he’s DEFINITELY a master at eating you out. Will hold you down with his arms wrapped under your legs as he goes down on you. Hell, he’d make a meal out of you.

Very touchy, likes being close to you, whether your back is to his chest or you are facing each other, he acts like he’ll die if he doesn’t get as close as he can to being under your skin.

He’s big on praising, telling you how perfect you are and how good you feel as he’s thrusting into you, groaning into your ear about how he’d been waiting for the chance to be alone with you all day, etc.

Meanwhile, among all the dirty talk and praises and sweet nothings, he’s biting your shoulders and neck and thighs, taking handfuls of your flesh and squeezing wherever his hands can reach.

Takes pride in marking you up, you do not leave any session without bruises and bites and hickeys and he tries to get you to show them off.

You’re his, after all, he wants others to know how good he makes you feel.

On the same line as that, he’s loud and I mean he has little shame in keeping quiet.

You belong to each other, why would he be concerned about others knowing what they are doing?

But if you insist “fineeeee”, although he’s going to be an ass about it. Will definitely tease you if you get a little loud after you tell him to be quiet, though.

Always a tease, in and out of bed. Hope you’re ok with innuendos because he’s always going to be bringing up the stuff you two do behind closed doors. Say the word and he’ll stop, boundaries.

Would never, EVER, do anything without your consent. Knowing that you want something just as much as him is the most attractive trait he think anyone can have and if he even senses a little bit of uncomfortableness, he’ll stop and check in on you.

Breeding kink…nuff said.

When all is said and done and he’s spent (all though he has a lot of endurance and stamina) he will pull you close and cuddle up next to you. He will check on you, get you water or food, rub away any soreness, etc., etc.

Aftercare is important to him and he’d be damned if he let his mate go untended.

Was definitely not blushing mad while writing this naaaaaaah

Has anybody made a height estimation for the Boggans and Leafmen in Epic 2013?

Because Im close to doing my own research fo figure it out

The leafmen are smaller than hummingbirds, but noted to be two inches tall

But mice are huge and taller than them

Mandrake wears a bat hide but rides a grackle

Dagda wears a rat but rides a grackle

But a bee is still as big as their shoulders

If somebody’s done this, @ them to me!