THIS Is Who You’re Asking To Work A 10 Hour Shift At A Retail Job ???

You: See you in court.

John Doe: OMG do i get to see you? 😍😍😍

im really just in the mood to rot into a forest floor somewhere

or like an assassin trying to kill someone only to fall madly and obsessively inlove with their target....yk

the song "My Way Of Life" by Frank Sinatra is something akin to what a lovesick knight would sing to his beloved prince/king who is to be married off to some princess. it moves me in ways unthinkable to any sane person

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i could survive my own autopsy

to all my mutuals who like my og posts i love you, i cherish you, you deserve to be happy, im getting closer, i will find you

lets jerk off.. together.. take my hand. wait no i need my handfor this sorry

would you split your ribcage open so i can live in it i swear i'll keep you warm