Biohazards Have Bedtimes Too, Apparently

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

“psychosis” psychiatrists are just mad they weren’t chosen by God

we're all doomed

ⓘ This user would do a trick for a little treat

she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING

I love being a siren <3

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."