I’m Paying To Force Seven Thousand Strangers To See A Photo Of My Late Husband Having Fun With His

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

Mutualistic pairs for an “Odd Couples” Valentine’s program at my work. (Why do so many of my big work projects revolve around Valentine’s programs?)

Also, by “sea bugs,” I obviously meant “gnathiid isopod larvae.”

MUGGING IT

Ok you know what?

I will defend furries to my fucking grave. When I was in the hole and needed money for college, not a SINGLE person from tumblr or deviantART ordered a commission. Sometimes people would ask about prices and reply, “Oh, nevermind, that’s too expensive.” I felt miserable.

In a fit of desperation, I brushed off my old Furaffinity account and revamped it. It was full of old, outdated bullshit and still had my “Taco pancakes!!! XDDD” aesthetic embedded in the info box. I had a lot of work to do.

When I was done, I started following and talking to people, I made an art shop, I started posting things and providing commission info. 

Within a few weeks, I had my first customer. After a month, I had a full queue of commissions lined up to go. I have $250 in my PayPal wallet left after paying for my textbooks and part of my tuition – and I’m still getting more business! 

And you know what my most common comment was? “Your art really should cost more.” These were often followed by $10-20 tips. I was fucking flabbergasted.

So yeah, go ahead and make fun of furries. Undermine the hours of work that goes into their art and fursuits. But they are more willing to pay for art than the tumblr and deviantART community COMBINED, despite all the pro-artist uwu bullshit I see every other page on this damned site.

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(Sex Slave of the Dead Part 7: Return to King Boo’s Mansion)

The Ship drops off at King Boo,s mansion.

Eggman: what is this place.

King Boo: it’s my mansion.

Everyone gets out.

King Boo: well guys welcome to my mansion.

Infinite: um sexy master King Boo who are those.

Infitine then points to a blonde guy and a black guy with noodles for hair hanged by a tree.

King Boo: oh that’s just the suicide victims that come here at least every day.

Metal Sonic scans the data.

Metal Sonic: it appears to be a 2 YouTubers named Logan Paul and KSI who killed themselves after their product Lunchly failed.

Morton: damn.

Iggy: L bozo.

Junior: they cringe any way.

Larry: Prime was mid.

King Boo: let’s go in.

They all go in.

Black Yoshi: damn for a white neighbour hood this pretty ghetto.

Chef Pee Pee: this place gives me the creeps.

The boo slaves show up.

Eggman freaks the fuck out.

Eggman: Jesus Christ what the fuck is this.

King Boo: these are my slaves.

Eggman: hmm slaves I see.

The boos start licking Eggman’s pingas.

Eggman: ew cut it out you fuck go lick my DEI um I mean Agent Stone or something.

Lemmy: oh lick me.

Lemmy then flashes his bubbly ass.

The boos start licking his big juicy asshole.

Lemmy gets aroused and cums his panties.

Lemmy then moans.

Lemmy: oh yeah I love the daddies and mommies and non binary ghost make me do be cummies.

Roy get disgusted.

Roy: EW THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING GAY BRO this is cringe.

Lemmy’s panties and entirely full with cum.

Chef Pee Pee: EW this place is so weird can we just go home Bowser.

Bowser: no where staying here.

Junior: but dad.

Bowser: nope we can’t risk being caught.

Roy: DAMNIT.

Coldsteel: this place is full of faggots.

Lugwig: you said it this is a degenerates paradise.

Roy: exactly.

Eggman: shit I hope we go to a better place or something.

Cubot: I like this place.

Black Yoshi: man at least tell me they gotz me a place to play Call of Dootie.

King Boo: well I do have place for everyone.

Black Yoshi: really.

Agent Stone: is there a place for me and Eggman to sleep.

King Boo: Iim well I guess so.

Eggman: oh dear god kill me.

King Boo: follow me.

King Boo: here’s a bedroom for Junior Sage and the Koopalings.

Sages: wow this room looks quite pleasant.

Roy: hell no I ain’t I ain’t sharing a room with a gay beta like Lemmy.

Lemmy: and I ain’t sharing a room with a homophobic transphobic misogynist like Roy.

Iggy: but I can’t stand Wendy’s moaning.

Wendy: well you’re probably just jealous you aren’t anything like Morton.

Morton flexes his big black muscles.

Larry: I don’t kinda don’t mind it.

Ludwig: low standards having pleb.

Larry: hell I just like being together we can play and have fun together.

Junior: I don’t know I don’t really like it.

Sage flashes her big bouncy jiggly wiggly titties.

Junior and the Koopalings all get seduced and start cumming and they all go in the room having really hard sex in the bedroom.

Eggman: good luck Sage.

Bowser: I’m proud of you kids.

King Boo: so anyway next room.

King Boo opens a door to a room with a bed for 2 people and a resting station.

King Boo: here is Eggman and Agent Stone’s room.

Agent Stone’s eyes start to sparkle as he smiles with glee.

Eggman: oh god get me out of this nightmare.

Eggman points the resting station.

Eggman: what’s that for.

King Boo: that’s for you robots.

Cubot: oh my god Orbot we are gonna be sleeping with each other.

Orbot: I know right quite a miracle isn’t it.

Agent Stone: so what do you say we fool around why don’t ya.

Eggman: I should have hired a woman as my DEI hire instead.

Agent Stone: um what master.

Eggman: um nothing you just so good at doing what I tell you.

Agent Stone: thanks master.

King Boo: anyway moving on.

King Boo goes to the next room.

King Boo opens a door that leads to 3 beds and a TV.

King Boo: this room is for Bowser Kamek and Chef Pee Pee.

Chef Pee Pee: oh hell no.

Kamek: oh hell yes this is the dream I get to sleep with favourite big boy ever.

Kamek jumps into Bowser’s arms with glee.

Bowser: oh my god a tv.

Bowser gets on the bed and turns on Charleyyy and Friends.

Narrator: Charleyyy and Friends is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

Charleyyy looks at the camera.

Charleyyy: oh hi guys I’m Charleyyy.

The audience cheers.

Charleyyy: and today I found someone in my house.

Charleyyy point to the mirror.

Charleyyy: so this is someone I found in my mirror.

The audience laughs at him being an absolute retard.

Charleyyy: and I wanna be friends with him but one problem.

Charleyyy: HE WONT STOP COPYING ME.

Charleyyy: stop that no you stop that no you.

The audience laughs at him being actually stupid as hell.

Charleyyy: if you don’t stop copying me I’ll beat you.

Charleyyy jumps and punches the mirror and hurts himself and gets his face smashed by the bathroom sink.

The audience laughs at this brutal display of injury.

Bowser laughs his ass off.

Bowser: oh Charleyyy you are a master of entertainment you deserve every Emmy you get.

Chef Pee Pee: can you please kill me because I rather die then be in the same as.

King Boo: sorry this is all I can do.

Chef Pee Pee: but wait you’re a king are you sure you can’t do something.

King Boo: sorry I’m cheap bye.

King Boo leaves.

Chef Pee Pee cries.

Chef Pee Pee: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Kamek: oh cheer up Chef Pee Pee it won’t be so bad.

Chef Pee Pee: kill me.

King Boo opens the door to the room that has a king sized bed.

King Boo: this is our room Infinite.

Infinite blushes.

Infinite: oh my master I love it.

King Boo: I glad you do I’m so glad I made you my sex slave.

Infinite: me to but what’s that other room.

Infinite points to what seem to be an another door to a room.

King Boo opens the door and reveals a crib.

Infinite: King Boo is that.

King Boo: yep it’s for our daughter.

Infinite: oh King Boo you shouldn’t have.

King Boo puts Ruby in her crib.

King Boo: so what do you say we do it in the bedroom.

Infinite: yes daddy.

Black Yoshi: hold up folk where am I gonna sleep.

Coldsteel: yeah.

King Boo: oh you um you 2 can sleep in the basement.

Black Yoshi: ah hell na you be kidding.

Coldsteel: I served in the military for this.

Black Yoshi: na you whites can’t be keeping us blacks down this is current year you are racist.

King Boo: I have a Xbox Series X with Call of Duty Black Ops 6 downloaded and some 9 Inch Nails cd.

Coldsteel: ok good enough for me.

Black Yoshi: oh folk can’t wait to play it.

King Boo leads them down to the basement with 2 mattresses a Xbox Series X and CD player playing Closer from 9 Inch Nails.

Coldsteel: oh fuck yeah now that is epic.

Black Yoshi: oh folk I’m hyped.

Black Yoshi starts playing Call of Duty Black Op 6.

King Boo: so Infinite wanna have sex.

Infinite: oh yes master.

They go back to the bed.

Infinite: so what do you think will happen now that we have like 19 more people.

King Boo: who knows Infinite who know but that doesn’t matter what matters now is me shoving my ghost dick inside that ass.

Infinite: oh pin me down daddy.

Infinite moans disgustingly.

King Boo then shoved his ghostly penis in to her furry asshole and did this all fucking night.

THE END.

Hello everyone, apologies for the lack of updates but I HAVE been working on some new art for you all. This update is entirely dedicated to #Sonicthehedgehog characters that aren't as popular as I wish they could be.

From left to right top to bottom:

Cream the Rabbit, Blaze the Cat, Marine the Raccoon from Sonic Rush Adventure, Chip (AKA Light Gaia) from Sonic Unleashed, Jet the Hawk, Shade the Echidna from Sonic Chronicles, Emerl the Gizoid from Sonic Battle, Tikal the Echidna and Chaos 0 from Sonic Adventure and finally Neutral & Hero Swim Chao from the Sonic Adventure games.

Several of these characters never received more than one game, whilst others have been relegated to supporting roles having little to no use in more recent games in the series. Admittedly Cream is the exception, playing a starring role in the recent Sonic Dream Team, but its entirely likely that she will fall back into relative obscurity.

That said, I also wanted to dedicate this art to showing Sonic characters in the real world who will, likely, never be present in the films' live action universe. So yeah, fans of these characters should be happy to see them enjoying our own world :)

Of course, the Chao are somewhat of an exception of their own, but I think I speak for all of us in the Sonic fanbase when I say that I wish they had a greater role in the series as a whole, there's no Chao Gardens in real life but there sure are Garden Centers :D

So yesterday was the anniversary of "A New Home", but I kind of missed it due to work (plus I just wasn't feeling well yesterday.

I am working on something though, so I thought I'd get a cover sketched up for now. We certainly haven't seen these three before at any point though.

Counterspell activate, make this post rebloggable now

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish