Ice Hockey Nicknames Be Like:

exit music for a doomed arctic expedition

You can't always get what you want But if you try sometime, you'll find You get what you need

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had a dream that the new jdate book came out and John and Dave weren't in it at all. it was about some weird shit alright but they were just not there. when people started tweeting pargin about it he was like, "what did you expect, you saw the cover" and we all went back to look and the title was literally "What The Fuck Is This: The One Without John and Dave"

let's start with some kkshi sketches ig

pots n picks week day 3: modern au

sergeant tozer? i heard he fucks

and now let's do a silly one