AYO SHANKS STANS HOW WE FEELIN???

Okay, just finished episode 25 and I put the wrong pieces together to make the right puzzle if that makes sense? I remembered that a few episodes ago I saw emo jester using screws or smth to stab a guy in the hand and then the eye. Then a couple of episodes later mathless was eating soup and the spoon disappeared for a bit right? So I message the gc and say 'omg does the emo jester have metal powers' and then I get a 'Wtf what episode are you on?!?!?' And I say ep 22 and they ask how I put that together so I said what I thought plus the fact that emo jester was the only member of the hitman team that team boob window 2 hadn't dealt with and then I got a 'lol that's not him' but then I asked if he had metal powers and I got confirmation. I also apparently figured out one of his special moves? And it has something to do with blood control. Keep in mid that I've seen about 5 minutes total of this dude and I've apparently figured this out. So I am certifiably a genius.

In other news, here are the next couple of nicknames:

18. Valentines day but yandere - Boss

19. Squidward - Squalo

20. Femboy - Tiziano

Trish's stand is fucking awesome and so is boob twink 1's. I will also begrudgingly admit that piss kink twink has a cool stand as well.

Last things: I am deeply in love with Buccerati, I'm annoyed at Swiss cheese for not going with everyone, mathless is my son, and pesci is baby.

At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:

1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno

2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati

3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio

4. American flag boi - Mista

5. Swiss cheese - Fugo

6. Mathless - Narancia

7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio

8. Pickle Rick - Pesci

9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto

10. Mellon boy - Melone

11. Emo jester - Risotto

12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio

13. Italian ice cream - Gelato

14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet

15. Nylons - Trish

16. Pigtails - Illuso

17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro

Just finished episode 38 and I am not okay. Firstly, the completed list of nicknames:

1. Boob 1 - Giorno

2. Boob 2/mommy - Buccerati

3. Piss kink/Jazz boy - Abbacchio

4. American flag - Mista

5. Swiss cheese/fatherless - Fugo

6. Mathless/my son - Narancia

7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio

8. Pickle Rick/bb himbo - Pesci

9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto

10. Mellon boy/sex offender - Melone

11. Emo jester/daddy - Risotto

12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio

13. Italian ice cream - Gelato

14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet

15. Bad bitch/pinky pie- Trish

16. Pigtails - Illuso

17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro

18. Valentines day but yandere - Boss' stand

19. Squidward - Squalo

20. Femboy - Tiziano

21. Sailor moon/pink twink - Doppio

22. Strawberry shortcake/THIGHS - Diavolo

23. Chocolate/Brocoli - Cioccolata

24. Prosecco/Bodycon - Secco

25. Rejected pharo/Poneglyph - Polnareff

Secondly, my top 5 characters:

1. Bucciarati

2. Risotto

3. Pesci

4. Narancia

5. Secco

As you can see, all of my favourites have kicked the bucket. I am entirely not okay. In other news, I dispise Swiss cheese for breaking up the found family that is the bucci bitches.

Diavolo has some of the sexiest legs to ever grace my screen and I dislike golden experience requiem's design.

I am now moving on to part one bc I have been told that is very important lore wise. I have also been told the English accents are funny as fuck so I'm looking forward to that.

At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:

1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno

2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati

3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio

4. American flag boi - Mista

5. Swiss cheese - Fugo

6. Mathless - Narancia

7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio

8. Pickle Rick - Pesci

9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto

10. Mellon boy - Melone

11. Emo jester - Risotto

12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio

13. Italian ice cream - Gelato

14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet

15. Nylons - Trish

16. Pigtails - Illuso

17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro

I'd very much like to be blessed by the money snake

Help, I just finished reading Iron Widow and I'm not okay. Like, I'm fully convinced I'm about to go through catastrophic heart failure.

It's truly tragic that our lord and sheild Cale-nim must share his glorious face with the white thing, only our glorious legend should have such ethereal features.

The thing I hate the most about Part 1 is that I can't insult the White shat's appearance because I would be insulting KRS

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Very much against order and civilisation.

Bit iffy on the goodness part though, I love it when good shit happens to me, or when I see good things happening to others

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Katakuri appreciation post. No reason for it, I just thought of him and how amazingly edible he is and I thought he deserved some appreciation for being so versatile :)

Love this 💛

The Hearse

Follow the afterlife's carriage,

Down the winding roads and through each eerie passage,

A melancholy pilgrimage, weeps and prayers fill the air,

Solemn people on the mourners' trail, all with woeful stares,

They embrace the beauty of decay,

A beautiful, lamentable display,

In the final reveal, it's Myself they see confined,

It is me that they grieve for, and the life I've left behind.

- Kat Hollow, 5/5/2024

Ao3 my beloved, you can't do this to me