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Sam: hey there Spider-Man, didn’t realise you were such an annoying little arachnid.

Peter: hey there Mr. Wilson, didn’t realise you were such an annoying little bitch.

Bucky: ooooooo

Tony: ooooooo

*the whole compound*: oooooo

BITCH WHY DOES TUMBLR KEEO UNFOLLOWING YOU FOR ME ISTG THIS MF-

IDK WTH TUMBLR

loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny 

🐝 save the bees

🌳 save the trees

🌊 save the seas

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iron_spider’s fic masterlist

Rattle universe

- Rattle of their hearts (59k, pre Endgame speculation)

- 5 things that change for Peter after the end of the world (30k, disregarding canon Endgame, fluff and angst)

Holidays

- Tangled wires (3k, Christmas, fluff, no Endgame mention)

- Father’s day (3k, fluff, no Endgame mention)

- April fools (3k, comedy, no Endgame mention)

Iron dad bingo

- Better than sharper image (2k, angsty fluff, no Endgame mention)

- Alarm bells and panic levels (2k, angsty fluff, Iron Man and Spider-Man working together, no Endgame mention)

- Unbearable loss (2k, high angst, Endgame speculation/missing scene)

- Ain’t no valley low enough (4k, fluff, road trip, disregarding Endgame canon)

Multi-chapter fics

- Dear Mr. Fantasy (46k, Endgame fix-it, magical realism)

- Lazarus, come forth (48k, Endgame fix-it written pre-Endgame, Tony resurrection)

- What if there’s no tomorrow? (70k, disregarding Endgame canon, Groundhog Day trope featuring Iron Fam + Justin Hammer)

- This isn’t a game (59k, disregarding Endgame canon, Spider-Man PS4 + MCU mashup)

- Don’t leave me now (27k, disregarding Endgame canon, Peter losing his powers)

- Ever in your favor (in progress, 57k currently, no Endgame mention, Hunger Games AU)

- 5 times Peter is stuck with Tony (30k, disregarding Endgame canon, fluff/comedy/angst)

One shots

- Star child (6k, pre-Endgame, Tony and Peter at Coney Island)

- Blindness (5k, no Endgame mention, fluff/angst)

- Drunk spider situation (4k, no Endgame mention, Peter gets drunk)

- Stark’s home for wayward animals (8k, no Endgame mention, fluff for the most part)

- Topsy turvy (2k, no Endgame mention, Peter gets buried alive)

- We’ll make it through (4k, disregarding Endgame canon, angst with a fluffy ending)

- Lifeline (2k, Endgame speculation pre-Endgame, goes against canon)

- Four photographs (3k, no Endgame mention, fluff overall)

- We have ten seconds (3k, no Endgame mention, Iron Man and Spider-Man work together)

- The first birthday after (2k, disregarding Endgame canon, fluff/angst)

- A mirror, a window (3k, Endgame canon compliant, FFH speculation pre-FFH)

- Another world (2k, Endgame speculation pre-Endgame, high angst)

- PT-10 (1k, no Endgame mention, Peter’s birthday, fluff)

Writing is not always writing.

Writing is being on the train and mentally seeing your OCs stumble into other people, or flinching away from the germ-ridden handrails, or sleeping on each others’ shoulders.

Writing is hearing a song on the radio and watching one of your scenes play out to the lyrics.

Writing is laying on your floor or sitting by your computer and spending hours collaging newspaper clippings or pictures or people or plants together and making something that is completely, uniquely, your story.

Writing is drawing your characters in your notebooks, and making tea only your one, picky character would drink, and writing an open letter to all your characters just to remind them you love them.

Writing is moodboards, and playlists, and crafts, and asks, and prompts, and pictures, and memories, and you.

So never think that just because you’re not putting words on a page, you’re not a real writer. Writing is something that follows you everywhere, beyond the word document, and beyond the screen.

Because writing isn’t something you do. It’s something you are.

The only bad gf you can have is one that doesn’t love and respect you. Otherwise they are all perfect

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.