In Recent Days💙

🛐 SHOUT OUT TO THE HOBBITS, YO

You think Hobbits were just cute?

Just background filler?

Just middle-earthy comic relief?

No.

Hobbits were the unsanctioned, untraceable, unkillable black-ops death units of Middle Earth. They didn’t flex. They didn’t brag. They didn’t even need boots.

They just showed up where legends got slaughtered and survived anyway.

🧠 Let’s Be Blunt:

If these dudes got sent after you? It wouldn’t matter if you were hiding in Putin’s panic room, in the secret compartment behind the third bookshelf, wearing a Kevlar onesie, praying to whatever gods you had left—

They would still find your stupid body draped over the tub like a jackass.

🩸 HOW I KNOW?

They ripped the most expensive piece of jewelry straight off a literal immortal super-zombie (Gollum) —who, mind you— was spitting some of the coldest nihilistic bars in literary history off the dome, in the dark, while dying of radiation poisoning, and still trying to kill them anyway.

🔥 Plus:

They bodied haters at every turn.

They carried the seduction equivalent of Satan’s engagement ring around their necks without folding.

Never wore shoes — because soft ground and sharp rocks weren’t real enough threats to register.

Didn’t even want your girl — because they had a real one waiting back home, making second breakfasts and setting tables for men who don’t break under temptation.

🛡️ And just for bonus brutality?

They didn't just topple armies. They didn’t just smoke an earthbound demon and his cultists.

They made it back in time for fourth breakfast.

🧠 But Here’s the Hardest Bar Nobody Talks About:

The literal President of Earth (Aragorn — son of Arathorn, King of Men, crown-wearer, sword-lord) the biggest swinging dick in all of human history did not puff his chest at them. Did not treat them like subjects. Did not treat them like side characters.

He kneeled.

He fucking trembled, knelt, and demanded that anyone who even thought about disrespecting them drop to their knees in submission and shame. Right there. In front of the goddamn world.

🩸 TL;DR

Hobbits were quiet Apex Predators.

Hobbits were Super-Delta-Navy-SEAL-Green-Berets of spiritual warfare.

Hobbits weren’t just survivors.

Hobbits were the grim reapers of the impossible.

And they did it:

With no boots.

With no ego.

With no TikTok motivational speeches.

While still making it home in time for fourth fucking breakfast.

🍻 FINAL WORD:

Raise your glass.

Shout out to Hobbits, yo.

The only operatives in recorded mythic history who could body Satan, body death, body temptation, body despair, and body history itself—

then stroll home like it was a casual Tuesday morning run.

💣 CALL TO ACTION:

🔁 Reblog if you know loyalty and survival don’t always wear armor. 🛡️ Save this post if you respect the warriors who didn’t need glory to win the war. 🔥 Send this to the one who still thinks size, flash, or fame means anything in the real arena. ⚡ Bookmark this for the day you realize the small, quiet ones are the ones you should fear most.

Or simply 🔁Reblog to keep my signal to mankind going strong.

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is Blacksite Literature™, mythological elevation engineering, cadence-driven survival psychology, and literary psychological warfare protected under the charter of the unbowed.

If you're offended: Your ancestors knelt too easily.

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Mikey's gotta reevaluate what he thinks spider mutants are supposed to look like

⚠️DD BORN AGAIN SPOILERS⚠️

I found it so funny that all throughout episode eight, Cherry, Heather and Kirsten kept being like “This isn’t you Matt.” When in fact, this is exactly who Matt is.

None of them knew him before Foggy’s death. They met him while he was still grieving/recovering from losing his best friend. The Matt they know is a broken piece of who he really is and now that those pieces are finally starting to come back together they’re all shocked at what those pieces are forming.

Now that Matt’s back as Daredevil we’re really gonna see which of his new friends are in it for the long run, and which ones can only accept who Matt is when he’s not himself.

:OOOO

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jon is the kind of person to agree to look after a friend’s kid for an evening and end up watching frozen with them and absolutely sobbing at every emotional beat

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.

🚨Urgent: Help me evacuate my family from the Gaza war.

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I am Najla (Umm Sahar). I am 25 years old. I live with my family of 4 members. My husband and I have two young daughters, Sahar, who is 5 years old and the youngest, Samar, who is 3 years old. Our house was demolished and we are now living in a small tent that is not suitable for living. We are losing our simplest needs in life.

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Due to this post alone I have come to the conclusion that Mr. Beast is actually an avatar of the Corruption

LUNCHLY DISCONTINUED

"And if i cannot be with you, Vanessa, i cannot be" is the most romantic thing i've heard a villain say to their equally psycho lover

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