LESBIANS!!!!!!

My sister told me that if normal people have a touch of the tism, then I must’ve been molested by it and I don’t know how to feel about that

OMG I DID THIS IN GERMANY

✨ No need to drink tea to be a gentleman ✨

This is my neighbourhood cat, she wanders around a lot and whenever I think of her and I’m outside I take like a second to look around and she just comes running. She’s sadly declawed so I keep an eye on her and make sure she’s not getting herself into trouble. She also loves to follow me home but never wants to stay so I don’t force her. She’s just a baby.

i want a cat so bad it physically hurts

please talk to me abt cats and send me pictures of your cats

Reblogging to be cool lesbian aunt

Ukraine has raging lesbian vibes I live her sm

She would be the cool lesbian aunt

💕

my goal in life is so be a cool lesbian aunt

I love this headcanon omg. She really does I think.

I think you're on track to be a cool lesbian aunt bro you have all these niche artistic hobbies and everything. I mean... Do you even need a niece or nephew to be an aunt? I think it's about the vibes .. it's about the aunt spirit.

I just walked 13k

Currently dying

I didn’t eat today

Fuck my life

Scrolling through social media I now realize she got that from tik tok

My sister told me that if normal people have a touch of the tism, then I must’ve been molested by it and I don’t know how to feel about that

I’m like 80% sure I broke my thumb

I got asked by two Romanian women in their 40s/50s what church I attend because I don’t wear makeup and I was highly confused

lol wtf

matthew: sometimes i put my charging phone on my chest when i fall asleep to imitate the warmth of another person

therapist: is that a fucking polar bear

Can’t tell if I want to be her or be with her

bimbo-by-choice maddie. she absolutely says “i’m literally just a girl” and means it. yeah she knocks people out on the rink but dreams of a man to completely provide for her and pamper her. little princess who thinks she deserves the world but will accept literally any treatment she’s given to the point of toxicity. she is the damsel in distress with her fluffy white cat in her purse who’s her only friend. i literally can’t with her. i want to be with her, i want to be her, i want to slap her and tell her to get a goddamn job so she can stop relying on sugar mommies to buy her “girl dinners.”