Person A: Who The Fuck Ate All The Sour Punch Bites

rachel: [has prophecy vision about luke]

luke: (how can you see into my eyes like open doors, leading you down into my core where i've become so numb. without a soul my spirits sleeping somewhere cold until you find it there and lead it back home) wake me up (wake me up inside) i can't wake up (wake me up inside) save me (call my name and save me from the dark) wake me up (bid my blood to run) i can't wake up (before i come undone) save me (save me from the nothing i've become)

rachel: what the f U C K

Shane: I want to tell you something about myself, about who I am but I'm afraid because you're not gonna like it...

Ryan: It's fine, just rip the bandage off, big guy.

Shane: I'm a demon.

Ryan: Put the bandage back on

WE’RE A PACKAGE DEAL: a spooky cocktail of demon Shane jams (SPOTIFY)

▷ Soap&Skin | Me And The Devil ▷ Emilíana Torrini | Dead Things ▷ The Brothers Bright | Awake O Sleeper ▷ The Silent Comedy | Bartholomew ▷ Delta Rae | Bottom Of The River ▷ The Brothers Bright | Blood On My Name ▷ Dead Man’s Bones | Loose Your Soul ▷ Timber Timbre | Trouble Comes Knocking ▷ Soap&Skin | Thanatos ▷ Kasey Chambers | Rattlin’ Bones ▷ Noah Gundersen | David ▷ Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds | Red Right Hand ▷ The Diamond Light | Sixes and Nines ▷ The Black Box Revelation | Shadowman ▷ Florence + The Machine | Seven Devils ▷ Lera Lynn | Lately ▷ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club | Beat The Devil’s Tattoo ▷ Shaman’s Harvest | Red Hands Black Deeds ▷ Dead Heart Bloom | New Messiah ▷ Brown Bird | Danger And Dread ▷ Hozier | Arsonist’s Lullabye ▷ Kari Kimmel | Black

A concept: mermaids in wheelchairs

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Truth

The Endearing and Annoying Things About Each Sign

Aries: Endearing: One of the most lovable things about Aries is that they approach everything in life with a child-like wonder and enthusiasm. Annoying: Aries get so freaking fired up about everything, they often turn minor conflicts into major brawls.

Taurus: Endearing: Taurus will shower the people they love with random acts of love and generosity. Annoying: At the first sign of sickness, Taurus will clear the calendar, turn off the phone, call into work, and basically act like the world is ending.

Gemini: Endearing: A Gemini will always verbally express their feelings about everything. If they love you, you will hear about it constantly and feel like you have a #1 fan. Annoying: Gemini has a tendency to act as if they know so much about what you’re talking about, even if they don’t.

Cancer: Endearing: Cancer constantly wants to be with their loved ones. Like a loyal puppy, they will follow you around the house begging for quality time and snuggles. Annoying: You’d be lucky to have a minute go by without Cancer’s insecurity issues popping up; they require constant reassurance.

Leo: Endearing: Every Leo has a bouncy, bubbly, positive energy that can’t be stifled and is super contagious. Annoying: Leos are the biggest whiners. If things don’t go their way, if they don’t feel appreciated, hell, even if they are just a little tired you won’t hear the end of it.

Virgo: Endearing: If you are close to Virgo, you know one of their cutest qualities is how they are always gathering different opinions and insights. Annoying: Virgo’s incessantly worry about everything, making simple things seem overly complicated.

Libra: Endearing: Libra values other people so much that they will always go to great lengths to make any situation feel comfortable, calm, and enjoyable. Annoying: Libras will tell you exactly what you want to hear, and aren’t above using their people skills to get what they want.

Scorpio: Endearing: If someone they love has been wronged, Scorpio will do everything in their power to make it right — and we mean everything. Annoying: They get so intense and serious about every little thing, making small decisions seem like life or death.

Sagittarius: Endearing: Sagittarius has an innately optimistic outlook that allows them to view the world from a place of hope and optimism. Annoying: They are such perfectionists and more than a bit controlling — if you don’t do things their way, you are doing things wrong.

Capricorn: Endearing: Capricorns have a warm and nurturing way about them. When you are around them you will always feel supported and well taken care of. Annoying: If there’s not a specific plan in place, Capricorn cannot handle it and it’s only a matter of time before they freak out.

Aquarius: Endearing: An Aquarius is always ready and willing to jump in and lend a helping hand no matter what else is going on in their own lives. Annoying: Aquarians believe they always have the most logical perspective, AKA they don’t know when to shut up and listen instead of offering advice.

Pisces: Endearing: Pisces is naturally a subtle, open, and vulnerable person, which is something our society often frowns upon but they can’t help it and it’s lovely! Annoying: They often seem to be stuck in slow motion, so it takes them literally three times as long as anyone else to get something done.

Source: The Frisky

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

Norman Reedus giving out pizza to fans who were waiting at Walker Stalker Con 2017.

demon!shane - a playlist (listen on spotify)

(note: i’ll keep updating with new music, feel free to send suggestions)

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