XD

When my Mum was pregnant with me she was in the pub and this random creepy elderly woman that nobody ever saw before or since told her that she was going to have a boy and when I was born everyone was like “the creepy lady was wrong” but it turned out I’m trans and THE PUB WITCH WAS RIGHT!

I WAS FORETOLD BY THE PUB WITCH

I’m right and I should say it

That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed For Me) - Panic! At The Disco

Tumblr Code.

People from the hood going to the American Institution of Magic and saying things like “yo what’s good ma brotha” and “AYYYYYE I KNEW MY HOMEGIRL WOULD BE UP IN THIS BITCH” and all these stuffy wizards are baffled by them (ravenclaw)

Okay, can we visualize Yuuri doing this, and Victor subsequently dying?

It’d be in one of those “Top Ten Moments Yuuri Katsuki Broke The Internet” buzzfeed kinda lists in-universe, and one of those gifs you can’t escape from bc it’s everywhere.

And it would, of course, also feature in “Top Ten Times Victor Nikiforov Died Becase Yuuri Katsuki Can’t Be Stopped”. Victor almost falling on the ice is a very popular reaction gif.

media.giphy.com

I ship them. :p from Loki’s Army http://ift.tt/29IaJ02

Wade: Peter, will you go out with me?

Peter: Sodium.

Wade: What do you mean ‘NA’? I thought you’d say Potassium!

Peter: …You learnt chemistry jokes?

Wade: And I learnt pick up lines! You’re Copper plus Tellurim!

Peter: Cu… plus Te…

Wade: ;)

Peter: I take back my Sodium. Potassium, Wade, Potassium!

–somewhere in the distance–

Tony: …What have I raised…

Cable: Whatever you’ve raised, he’s made a monster.

(Marvel at my humour No.10)

BITCH YOU THOUGHT