Balin And Ori 🪶💤

It’s the year 2024 of our lord savior jesus christ and I still won’t watch horror movies but horror podcasts? *chefs kiss*

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

I love Star Trek, I love how every time a federation ship goes into the romulan neutral zone there is also immediately a romulan ship. Like girl, what were YOU doing in the neutral zone?

Elves in pastel colors || requested by lovelythranduil

Romeo and Juliet wish they had what John and Arthur have

Brimstone left them for two hours