I Wish I Was A Muppet So I Could Flail Uncontrollably With No Consequences. And For The Scrunch

so happy to be yours <333

all yours <3

AHHHGGGH LOOK AT HIMMMM

I actually can’t believe he’s all mineee <333

aw man im so eepy if only there was a pretty boy to hold me and sleep with me and pat my head playing with my hair

aw man if only there was a cute guy to kiss me to sleep as we both lay in each others arms and slowly drift to sleep

aw man

awwwwww man

THE YEARNING FOR TEENAGE ROMANCE ISS SOO FUCK.. LIKE PLEASE PLEASE I WANNA FALL IN LOVE WITH A BOY BEFORE I GRADUATE.. the need to fall in love and be able to be innocently in love is so

A cis woman tells me that maybe she should transition to gain male privilege as I'm recovering from getting beaten up in the men's bathrooms.

I tell her to be my guest and give me a call when she gets her jaw broken, I always carry a first aid kit and a pepper spray.

She calls me a misogynistic asshole.

A cis man tells me that he'd sure love some T.

Gave him my prescription and best of luck with the constant shortages and getting denied.

He calls me a pussy.

I'm fighting for my life and reproductive rights. I get told to get off women's fights, that it's not about me, like I shed my womb after my first T shot.

I search for support groups for SA victims, and I'm stuck in the same “women/NBs only”. Still shooting my shot, send an application. I introduce myself. Never get a call back.

I go to a trans night. Say I go by he/him. Get told back “yeah, that's how we all start !” by a trans woman. I'm too exhausted, I get up and I leave.

I hang out with my friends, one of them drunkenly says masculinity is a prison we must learn to escape. She gets rows of applause. Back to drinking alone.

Yes I could explain it. But who'd you rather be ? A delusional girl or a man made threat ?Or it could be better, I could just not exist ! And we'd bleach my corpse and I'd become a casualty. Not an F, ot an M, a W for Wound and for Wrong.

I put a candle on a single cupcake, 2 years on HRT. I blow it in the dark. Curtains closed like casket.

All of them are gay in my heart AND the show

staying up all night to binge a tv show is never a good idea, especially not when you have class in the morning………….unless that show is yellowjackets in which case it’s the best idea I’ve ever had.

petition for the yellowjackets writers to release a pdf of shaunas wilderness journals after the last season is finished because holy shit I need to read them

episode 8

nobody wants to say it but the obsession with male pregnancy on this site is often incredibly misogynistic and transphobic. why do you think it's funny/cute/quirky for a man to be pregnant and why are you associating feminine qualities to a man who can become pregnant. also why are you treating pregnancy as somehow inherently degrading. answer all of this quickly without getting bioessentialist or misogynistic

rip jackie taylor you would have loved stanley cups and bows

rip shauna shipman you would have loved telling people “its not that deep”

rip natalie scatorccio you would have loved monster energy drinks

rip lottie mathews you would have loved doing tarot readings

rip van palmer you would have loved letterboxd and “i love my gf” t-shirts

rip taissa turner you would have loved leaving hate comments on tiktok

rip laura lee you would have loved tradwife content and build a bear

rip misty quigley you would have loved true crime podcasts

rip coach ben scott you would have loved grindr