I Love SIX The Musical With All My Heart, But I Need People To Hear This. Stop. Making. Katherine. Howard.

Aubry Plaza and Jane Russell have the same scary energy

"These hands may be broken, but they can still be thrown."

- me to @ask-and-i-answer at Disney World

Some poor suffering gobs!!

Just shopping at Walmart, as one does, and I was not feeling that great so I was using an electric cart.

As I was leaving, a lady turned to me and gave me one of the dirtiest looks and scoffed very loudly.

So I went "Ooh look at me, I'm an abled bodied person and can walk without falling down."

I didn't realize that there was an elderly lady almost right next to me and she started laughing so hard she had to stop walking.

If you see me shivering while eating ice cream, mind your own fucking business. I'm living life how I want to and not even God can stop me from making poor decisions.

Everyone is preparing me for the day I get better.

No one is preparing me for when it's not.

So I'm training a service dog, who is named after the Circe Saga, and I'm trying to use unique words and phrases as commands.

I'm looking for EPIC inspired commands for barking on command, laying her front half on my lap when I'm on a chair, retrieving items, and anything else you can think of.

Full speed ahead - walk forward

Come inside - go through a doorway

Away we go - get out of the car

Circe, go to your palace - go to her dog bed

I have a question for the Hair and Cosplay side of Tumblr

I plan to dye my natural hair temporarily for a cosplay. What kind/brand of hair dye should I get that will eventually come out and not stain my hair? And that won't rub off onto my cosplay/ other things and won't stain my skin?

Why do TV shows make the literal spawn of Satan so damn hot!??!

I want to see uncanny valley for homes. And I don't mean a bloody handprint or a leg sticking out from under the couch. I want a fireplace that is a hint too small or one too many lamps.