You Could Transport Beetlejuice Into Any Musical, And He Would Fit Right In/make The Show Better.

Why the fuck doesn't aloof doesn't mean silly goofy little guy???

If it's not edible, why can it fit in my mouth?

service dogs cost 10-30k. its genuinely disgusting to act like its ablest to “fake” having a service dog when 90% its a homeless person trying to exist in public/someone low income. fucking gross

I don't think Service Dogs have to be trained by a professional trainer who you have to pay thousands to. I am currently owner training my own dog. The only reason I said that 'just because someone is disabled doesn't mean they have the right to fake a service dog' is because my dog was almost attacked by an untrained dog a wheelchair user had in a store. Not only is it illegal to have an aggressive service dog where I live, but it's very dangerous.

I'm not sure if I understand that second part, but no matter what the income is, a dog can still be trained. I don't think it's exactly 'ableist', but just inconsiderate towards real handlers who have put in the hundreds of hours of training to have public access rights, no matter what their status is.

"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."

"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."

*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*

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Always

I love that I know exactly what this means

New T-Shirt Idea

Having a chronic illness sometimes means cutting a walk short. Other times it means chopping garlic on your bed because it's comfy there

Good morning

I still feel like a dream

I can't seem to hold things very well and am constantly dropping things.

This is scary.

I don't feel real.

Has anyone else experienced this?

I need help.

I feel like everything is a dream and I can't comprehend what people are saying to me.

My SDIT has helped to ground me, but I still feel extremely dizzy.

I am hallucinating a small, wiggly man

I can't walk in a straight line and an so thirsty.

Am going to bed.

I need to see Odysseus suplex a suitor and make a comment about his wife.