Poor June

Facts, I've never seen or heard a chaotic pride event unless straight people/christians/etc. show up with some type of weapon and now its a fucking mass shooting instead of a small area where people can just be with other lgbt people

wow what a rant

Theory Time

So obviously, parallels. There’s more, but this should illustrate my point well enough.

And we all remember what happened to the Handmaid…

I’m just saying…given we’ve seen that Crockercorp is using thoughtwave technology, and since Jane has had the means to prepare this for years, it’s entirely possible that we’re gonna see a sort of “Crockertier Yiffany,” which would obviously have similarities to both Crockertier and Grimbark, which much like the Handmaid will end up basically serving Jane’s purposes against her will.

I’m calling it Crockerbark, and this theory is named Crockerbark Theory.

I will be skinny by Halloween.

I will reach my Halloween weight loss goal.

I can wear whatever costume I want and it will still look good.

My costume will fit perfectly.

I won't feel fat when I'm at a Halloween party with my thinner friends.

I will look good in group photos.

Everyone will be jealous of how good I look.

It will be easy for my best friend to pick me up and carry me home at the end of the night because I'll be so light.

I will be skinny by Halloween 🧡

Nobody:

Me “reading” the menu at the restaurant that I totally didn’t look up a week ago to order a totally non planned spontaneous meal:

Man, there really are a lot of us trans autistics with eating disorders on here huh.

john egbert: heh, it's funny

john egbert: rose is a lesbian

john egbert: dave's gay

john egbert: and jade's bi

john egbert: too bad we don't have a trans person, then we'd be the whole acronym!

[later]

june egbert: so i realised some things

They've told us that cooking is drudgery, but we know the truth. With every loaf of bread, every pot of soup, every roasted chicken, we're declaring our independence. As we reclaim these lost skills, we connect the earth to our plates. And that is when everything changes.

- Jill Winger (@ jill.winger on IG)

bwoosh

tbh i'd go farther to say dirty bong water lol

My brother and I were in a movie theater discussing what we thought “America’s drink” was and he said “bong water.”

Your child is not okay. They redownloaded Tumblr after 3 years and made a new side blog purely to explore ED Tumblr again