So...

It's me. It's my name/j. I'm gay as those gay penguin couple

[ID: an image of ao3 tags. The text reads: “no beta we die like [crossed out text]’s heterosexuality,” /End ID]

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

Solarballs 'Moon Revolution Mercury' AU...

Imagine Mercury and Venus used to be BFFs, before Venus became a jerk...

Imagine Mercury and Titan being BFFs, making Venus secretly super jealous and feeling guilty...

Imagine Earth, Luna and Mars noticing Venus's jealousy...

Imagine Venus secretly missing Mercury! 💔

NO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OMG (/pos)

I think I’ve mentioned this somewhere before, but I love this type of angst. Like, I eat this shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. IT’S SO GOOD!!!!

Just imagine:

Venus treating Mercury horribly, even though he still remembers when they used to smile and laugh together. Venus’ former best friend suddenly disappearing at the same time that the Earth offers to become Venus’ “best friend”. Venus, a few days later, realizing that Earth never really cared about him and Mercury (who’s still missing) hasn’t been anything close to a friend in at least a few billion years.

Venus hesitantly accepting Mars’ invitation to hang out. Venus finally seeing Mercury again near Mars’ orbit, but he seems… different. More confident. Happier. Venus falling back into that normal routine, allowing himself to be consumed by anger, yelling insults at Mercury. Venus being attacked by the closest thing he’s ever had to a friend.

Venus watching as, after that, Mercury never comes back, not really. He’s distant, still, hanging out in the asteroid belt more than in his orbit. Choosing to be friends with moons instead of Venus.

Then, he sees him. The one that Mercury calls his best friend. A friendly smile. A thick atmosphere. “Potential for life,” he overhears someone say.

And Venus wants to scream.

now that the episodes out have these

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

AO3 IS DOWN