Has This Been Done Before?

earthcury if they were yuri

art trade lol

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

I feel like half the time because Saturn goes so hard with the baby talking, Titan doesn't know what he's saying.

Also I do love Mercury being included because he's always low-key been a character I've thought of as more moon coded, especially with his relationship with Sun. He is very much Sun's stress toy but I could also argue to an extent as a pet like Titan, not in an he's an accessory way.

But more of a Sun is like those semi neglectful pet owners who will accidentally cause the pet harm bc he isn't bothered to take care of Mercury correctly or learn how to. He still cares for Mercury but will cause him harm due to not learning about his pet before hand.

The Planets and their moons dynamic

Jupiter is an American schoolteacher. He definitely has favorite students, but he'll still protect everyone from an asteroid shower. He just might not know all the names of his students.

Hear me out here, Mars is the middle child who's in charge of the younger siblings. He sees them eating things they're not supposed to and he'll think it's all good. He was like that when he was their age and he turned out fine.

Saturn Moon's are his pets, dolls, and accessories. They're like a collection to him, even his favorite is still just a pet.

Uranus is a divorced Dad who got the kids. In his self-pity, his oldest daughter had to pick up the mother role.

Neptune is a father who goes on long trips, leaving his oldest adopted son to take care of the kids. They don't know when he'll come back either.

Charon is the dom and Pluto is her moon.

Earth and Luna are in a codependent friendship on its last legs. The only thing holding them up is the Earth lice they have to take care of together.

For fun! Mercury is Sun's stress toy.

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

sudden solarballs art

Me because I'm mutuals with one of my favorite fic writers and I get way too excited to say anything other than commenting on their fics

me and my mutuals are the coolest bitches on earth

I blocked my IRL friends on this account I can finally breathe

Me because I have a whole ass notes app of a fic I want to write, but I haven't since I'm scared of mischaracterization

Peter Parker from 'Peter the Pizza Guy' on AO3 by Irisen