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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

AO3 👏 TAGS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 SPOILERS 👏

i’m so tired of authors not tagging correctly because they don’t want to “spoil the fic”

correctly tagging your fic allows readers who DON’T want to read things like major character death, gore, mpreg or whatever may be their squick to filter your fic out from the main ship/fandom tag. not including the correct tags on your fic is harmful to readers and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

“don’t like don’t read” great! i won’t! tag your fic correctly next time ffs

I feel like half the time because Saturn goes so hard with the baby talking, Titan doesn't know what he's saying.

Also I do love Mercury being included because he's always low-key been a character I've thought of as more moon coded, especially with his relationship with Sun. He is very much Sun's stress toy but I could also argue to an extent as a pet like Titan, not in an he's an accessory way.

But more of a Sun is like those semi neglectful pet owners who will accidentally cause the pet harm bc he isn't bothered to take care of Mercury correctly or learn how to. He still cares for Mercury but will cause him harm due to not learning about his pet before hand.

The Planets and their moons dynamic

Jupiter is an American schoolteacher. He definitely has favorite students, but he'll still protect everyone from an asteroid shower. He just might not know all the names of his students.

Hear me out here, Mars is the middle child who's in charge of the younger siblings. He sees them eating things they're not supposed to and he'll think it's all good. He was like that when he was their age and he turned out fine.

Saturn Moon's are his pets, dolls, and accessories. They're like a collection to him, even his favorite is still just a pet.

Uranus is a divorced Dad who got the kids. In his self-pity, his oldest daughter had to pick up the mother role.

Neptune is a father who goes on long trips, leaving his oldest adopted son to take care of the kids. They don't know when he'll come back either.

Charon is the dom and Pluto is her moon.

Earth and Luna are in a codependent friendship on its last legs. The only thing holding them up is the Earth lice they have to take care of together.

For fun! Mercury is Sun's stress toy.

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Probably my last post on this acct

Enjoy SB fandom <3

It’s a bones kind of day ☠️ Hashtag Boner Monday 🙏🖤🕷️

Good to know Jesus is a vocaloid now

who’s your favourite vocaloid..? Pukicho..?

Jesus, give me a fucking minute to answer you the first time.

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

How do you get it to stop biting?