Hey Guys Maybe Before You Call A Trans Man ‘fem-presenting’ Check To See If They Are Actually Purposefully

I hate beatboxing so much. I FUCKING HATE IT. If you make dubstep sounds with your mouth then I personally think we should be allowed to hit you with a really, really heavy truck.

[ CAN I POST VIDEOS HERE?? IDK ]

Hehe the video kinda flopped on my tiktok so might try here-

First time posting on Tumblr? I have to fix Mars so ignore how horrible it looks. :3

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.

This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

It's me. It's my name/j. I'm gay as those gay penguin couple

[ID: an image of ao3 tags. The text reads: “no beta we die like [crossed out text]’s heterosexuality,” /End ID]

Solarballs 'Moon Revolution Mercury' AU...

Imagine Mercury and Venus used to be BFFs, before Venus became a jerk...

Imagine Mercury and Titan being BFFs, making Venus secretly super jealous and feeling guilty...

Imagine Earth, Luna and Mars noticing Venus's jealousy...

Imagine Venus secretly missing Mercury! 💔

NO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT OMG (/pos)

I think I’ve mentioned this somewhere before, but I love this type of angst. Like, I eat this shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. IT’S SO GOOD!!!!

Just imagine:

Venus treating Mercury horribly, even though he still remembers when they used to smile and laugh together. Venus’ former best friend suddenly disappearing at the same time that the Earth offers to become Venus’ “best friend”. Venus, a few days later, realizing that Earth never really cared about him and Mercury (who’s still missing) hasn’t been anything close to a friend in at least a few billion years.

Venus hesitantly accepting Mars’ invitation to hang out. Venus finally seeing Mercury again near Mars’ orbit, but he seems… different. More confident. Happier. Venus falling back into that normal routine, allowing himself to be consumed by anger, yelling insults at Mercury. Venus being attacked by the closest thing he’s ever had to a friend.

Venus watching as, after that, Mercury never comes back, not really. He’s distant, still, hanging out in the asteroid belt more than in his orbit. Choosing to be friends with moons instead of Venus.

Then, he sees him. The one that Mercury calls his best friend. A friendly smile. A thick atmosphere. “Potential for life,” he overhears someone say.

And Venus wants to scream.

Me because I'm mutuals with one of my favorite fic writers and I get way too excited to say anything other than commenting on their fics

me and my mutuals are the coolest bitches on earth

Hot take (apparently) is you don't need the ship to be canon to enjoy them. I never want any of my ship to be canon, they'll butcher my beloved into grave. Shipping is a fandom thing to do, canon never matters.

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Earth

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.