utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people
#GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IS SO FUCKING REAL
#MY GOD HELP US
"Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" - Il Capitano
it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY
I feel like jinx would be the perfect dungeons & dragons dm
just a thought
Gaius: So I have a riddle for you. There are two islands connected by a bridge capable of holding only one hundred pounds. On one island, there is a gatekeeper who only lets you cross the bridge one time, and on the other island, there is a princess and an apple tree.
Merlin: Can I be both the apple tree and the princess?
Gaius: No. Shush. The princess weighs ninety-nine pounds, and each apple weighs half a pound. But she needs to get three apples across. How does she do this without collapsing the bridge?
Gwaine: WEAK-ASS BRIDGE! Who the FUCK was in charge of construction?
Gaius: No--
Arthur: You THROW one apple across, and you carry the other two just fine!
Gwaine: YEET THE FRUIT!
Percival: Or you roll it! Like a bowling ball!
Merlin: The gatekeeper is the singular pin, and if you don't knock him down, you lose crossing privileges.
Gaius: That's not--
Elyan: What time period is this in? Do dragons still exist? She can just tie an apple to a dragon and fly it over.
Gaius: She JUGGLES them! She juggles the apples! One apple is always in the air as she crosses! THAT is the answer! Holy shit.
Merlin:
Merlin: Dude
Gaius: What?
Merlin: Boat.
Arthur: Boat!
Elyan: Boat???
Percival: Boat!
Gwaine: BOAT!!!!
Gaius:
Gaius: I'm leaving.
Mel: I KNOW THEY WERE LITERALLY HOLDING HANDS ON MY SHOULDER
I mean, look at her.
So like-
We all agree she's the gayest homosexual to ever lesbian, right?
Modern technology is making us anti-social!
Why cant Merlin SHAPESHIFT?! He's a shapeshifter in most of the original tales. Hell, Merlin would sometimes piss off and become a cloud.
I would have died to see him use magic like that so I drew it. The animals represent the forms Merlin can take.
I'm everywhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ adhd // 23 she/her // infp-intp artist // queer🌈 // multifandom
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