Chocolate-quotes - Moona

Who gave permission for Alucard and Trevor to look THIS HOT?!!

#FUCKKKKKK #sirs please kindly fuck me #it doesn't have to be kind idgaf #THEY ARE SO FINEEEEE

All jokes aside wtf was this, how the hell do people think that they are straight????

#GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IS SO FUCKING REAL

#MY GOD HELP US

"Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn" - Il Capitano

Gaius: So I have a riddle for you. There are two islands connected by a bridge capable of holding only one hundred pounds. On one island, there is a gatekeeper who only lets you cross the bridge one time, and on the other island, there is a princess and an apple tree.

Merlin: Can I be both the apple tree and the princess?

Gaius: No. Shush. The princess weighs ninety-nine pounds, and each apple weighs half a pound. But she needs to get three apples across. How does she do this without collapsing the bridge?

Gwaine: WEAK-ASS BRIDGE! Who the FUCK was in charge of construction?

Gaius: No--

Arthur: You THROW one apple across, and you carry the other two just fine!

Gwaine: YEET THE FRUIT!

Percival: Or you roll it! Like a bowling ball!

Merlin: The gatekeeper is the singular pin, and if you don't knock him down, you lose crossing privileges.

Gaius: That's not--

Elyan: What time period is this in? Do dragons still exist? She can just tie an apple to a dragon and fly it over.

Gaius: She JUGGLES them! She juggles the apples! One apple is always in the air as she crosses! THAT is the answer! Holy shit.

Merlin:

Merlin: Dude

Gaius: What?

Merlin: Boat.

Arthur: Boat!

Elyan: Boat???

Percival: Boat!

Gwaine: BOAT!!!!

Gaius:

Gaius: I'm leaving.

If I can’t tell dirty jokes to my future husband, what’s even the point?

Arcane a show where every gay person wins

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

I'm so glad to be part of haikyuu

the paris olympics are a fever dream and i am here for it

2d animation would definitely make you a witch in old times

a man: THE DRAWING IS MOVING! THE DRAWING IS MOVING, I SAY!

everyone: *gasps*

the artist: dude, relax. it's not-

the man: WITCH 🫵

the artist: *facepalm* here we fucking go again

smoke. | kizu natsuki official art. | edited by me.

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