Average Early Spideytorch Interaction

A few days later:

*slams hands on table* nathan lane in only murders in the building.

i literally cannot get enough of him.

theres so little content of him I found my own post on GOOGLE💔💔 ( I am his #1 fan )

I WAS BORN IN DUSSELDORF THAT IS WHY THEY CALL ME ROLF!!!!!

me: maybe i should watch mousehunt again, it's been a long time...

also me: (remembers the restaurant scene) ehhh...maybe not.

something something old man yaoi something something

I'm watching that 5 Timers Club sequence from SNL that looked more like an OMitB reunion and realized that we should have Tom Hanks join the show.

Can you imagine good old dashing Tom Hanks trying to woo Loretta and getting absolutely demolished by a dwarf named Short?

big chest and thighs, tiny waist Deadpool >>>>> skinny ass muscle-less Deadpool

Someone please shove my face in the screen

I just need 10 seconds in those heavenly pillows, only 10 seconds I beg

THEY'RE MASSIVE AND WHAT'S THAT SMALL WAIST FOR?! ( for Logan to grab it cough cough)

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021 - ) SEASON ONE

S2 EDITION