Stereotypical Werewolf/vampire Duo Except Its Like This

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

My mom smoked weed with Vanilla Ice once. She was hanging out with friends at a hotel in florida and we’re heading up to the roof to smoke, when they ran into vanilla ice at the elevator. They argued for a bit if it was even him, until he confirmed it himself. They asked what the fuck he was doing in florida, he recently got into jetskis and boats n what not. He asked what they were doing, they told him and he was like “can i join?” He’s was apparently really cool to hang out with.

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity

Sometimes you were an autistic middle schooler who said the wrong thing and that's okay you don't need to kill yourself about it in your mid 20s

Life will always lead you where you can do the most good. Your presence is needed here.

I highly encourage turning on the tumblr setting for showing timestamps on posts and replies. It helps keep things in context. It's really easy to feel overwhelmed when you see post after post of bad news with no reference to when it's happening - there's a sense of urgency and panic because it all seems current, even if logically you understand that there's lots of post churn due to the nature of the queue/reblog system.

Well, there is that one where they all pissed in the streets. That one was pretty original...

By Phoebe Wahl

“To fall in love with the world isn’t to ignore or overlook suffering, both human or otherwise. For me anyway, to fall in love with the world is to look up at the night sky and feel your mind swim before the beauty and the distance of the stars. It is to hold your children while they cry and watch the sycamore trees leaf out in June. When my breastbone starts to hurt, and my throat tightens and tears well in my eyes, I want to look away from feeling. I want to deflect with irony or anything else that will keep me from feeling directly. We all know how loving ends. But I want to fall in love with the world anyway, to let it crack me open. I want to feel what there is to feel while I am here.”

― John Green, The Anthropocene Reviewed

Honestly, a crafts god exists. It's Athena. Literally you just want to worship Athena.

no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.