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f1 racer!satoru ššļø
a/n: hi friends ! i have had this au rattling in my head like a damn maraca for SO LONG im so glad i finally got around to putting it out for yall :3 this might be for a very niche group of people but i hope the five of you who enjoy f1 will appreciate this š let me know what yall think if youād like him to make a reappearance in drabbles or one shots !! <3
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f1 racer!satoru who is mercedes golden boy, replacing lewis hamilton after his move to ferrari, going toe to toe with the likes of red bull and Ferrari racers
f1 racer!satoru who is loved across the grid and in the general public, think Italian men with charles leclerc, heās the peopleās princess, truly
f1 racer!satoru who dominates his rookie year, leaving everyone stunned at how truly talented and amazing he is
f1 racer!satoru who has the most followers on social media from everyone on the grid, everyone fawning over him constantly
f1 racer!satoru who loves the attention, but all of it seems so meaningless the second he meets you, falling hard and fast from the couple conversations you had, giving you free tickets for the race in an attempt to get more time with you
f1 racer!satoru who shows up and shows out the Grand Prix that weekend, eyes searching the crowd as tries his best to focus on his post race interviews
f1 racer!satoru finds you in the crowd as he steps onto the podium, smile widening and dimples popping out, heās laughing as his podium mates douse him in champagne, all of them taking a swig from the comically large champagne bottle
f1 racer!satoru who says his to you with champagne dripping down his face and off his snowy hair, asking what the odds were of you letting him take you out on a date where heās not working
f1 racer!satoru who is impossible to not fall for, with his witty replies and pretty blue eyes, he has you weak in the knees and on FaceTime every night
f1 racer!satoru who takes you carting, letting you win and treating you to dinner afterwards, buzzing with nervousness as he asks you to be his
f1 racer!satoru who is elated to have you as his partner, having you fly out with him whenever you could to his races, explaining everything about formula 1 to you beforehand, chest warming when he realizes how focused you look on his every word
f1 racer!satoru who develops a pre-race ritual with you, having you hype him up and giving him a good luck kiss before the two of you walk out of his driver room and into the garage, heās zipping up his driver suit and asking you to help adjust his balaclava, smiling when you kiss his nose and wish him luck
f1 racer!satoru who seems to become even better after he started dating you, managing to podium every race and putting up a fight against a dominating red bull team; in every interview he says itās not only the car but his amazing lover who helps him push every lap
f1 racer!satoru who has a picture of you in his helmet as his lockscreen, and you have one of him in his fireproofs as yours
f1 racer!satoru who gets dubbed āthe grids angel boyā after you commented on his post fresh off his Japan Grand Prix win ācongratulations my angel boyā
the entire grid loves you, announcers and commentators always excited when you show up to a race, cameras showing you in the Mercedes garage āand we have y/n in the garage today!ā you smile brightly at the camera, āi guess we know whoās gonna get pole position for qualifying tonightā
f1 racer!satoru who drives you around in his fancy Mercedes, sports and classic cars, exploring every city with you, treating you to expensive food and presents, walking hand in hand with you down the streets of Monaco, taking pictures of you at the beach in Miami and sending flowers when you canāt make it to his races
f1 racer!satoru who is absolutely smitten over you, adding your initial to his helmet hidden among the design, showing it to you with sparkling blue eyes as your heart flutters
f1 racer!satoru who runs to you after every race, cupping your face in his hands and kissing you on the lips before celebrating with his team
I am not even a lesbian but why is this so good šš©
Are You A Chick?!
artist: @kcokaine_ on twt
Synopsis: Gojo gets turned into a woman for a few hrs and reader nd him get down to fun activities ^-^
Pairing: Fem!Gojo x Fem!Reader Content: established relationship, unexplained gender bending, GOJUSSY :D , wlw, use of his/her regarding gojo, fingering (f gojo receiving), oral (f gojo receiving), squirting (gojo), SCISSORINGš¤©āļø, dirty talk, god I love women
You were lying on your shared bed, bored, scrolling on your phone, waiting for your boyfriend to come home from work. You were about to call him to ask why he was so late. Only you heard the front door of your apartment opening- bolting off the bed to greet him at the door.Ā
Halting your steps when you saw a smaller version of Satoru standing in the kitchen.Ā
Wearing the now oversized clothes you saw Satoru leave the apartment in that morning. You squint your eyes, scanning his face and noticing it was much softer.Ā
His jawline not half as sharp, poutier lips and a smaller nose- his face looked so similar, only it had a more feminine look to it. His eyes were the only thing that stayed the same- big and adorned with thick white lashes.Ā Ā
āDonāt say a word.ā Satoru spoke- his voice a higher pitch and with a suede purr.Ā
You furrowed your eyebrows, seeing Satoru reach out a much smaller hand than you expected- āAre you a chick?ā you parted your lips- amused at how the blush started to rise on your boyfriendās cheeks.Ā
Satoru huffed- a bitchy sigh with his hip popped slightly. āItāll only last for a few hours.ā you huffed- entertained at the feminine voice Gojo spoke in.Ā
Though he was usually taller and broader, his clothes were too large for his now more petite frame.Ā
You darted your eyes down to her chest- Small pebbles peaked beneath Gojoās tshirt, his small breasts forming two tents beneath the fabric. Widening your eyes and realizing that this was real.Ā
āCan I touch them?ā you asked, the corners of your lip curled up- thinking about how sensitive Satoru was generally. You wanted to discover how sensitive your boyfriend was in a womanās body.Ā
Satoru scoffed- sounding just like youād expect him to as a woman, bitchy and bordering on a bimbo tone.Ā
Your boyfriend shook off the oversized jacket- showing you just how much smaller he was now.Ā
Gojo furrowed his eyebrows- small and effortlessly perfect, pushing out her tits and looking at you with a pouty glossed lip.Ā
You reached your hands out eager to feel your boyfriends breasts. āShould I be concerned that the first thing you wanna do when I get home is feel me up?ā Gojo laughed- a soft giggle coming from her throat.Ā
Scoffing as you placed your hands beneath Gojoās braless tits, āIf I came home the opposite gender- what would the first thing you do be?ā you scoffed, Parting your lips and grabbing what you could from her chest.
Perky and no bigger than an A cup. But her tits filled your palms perfectly.Ā
Your thumb took an exploratory swipe at the little bud formed beneath the t-shirt. Earning a light, pretty huff from Satoruās lips, flashing your eyes back up at him with a glimmer circling your pupil.Ā
You raised your eyebrows- a greedy smile forming on your lips at all the thoughts that raced through your mind. āCan I fuck you?ā You grinned, watching the blush on Satoruās cheeks deepen.Ā
It took very little for Gojoās lips to snap to yours- feeling the petite woman before you trying to take the reins from your hands- but all it took was one little grope at her ass to make Gojo compliant.Ā
Guiding Satoru back into your bedroom with your hands roaming beneath the hem of his shirt- grasping at the soft skin beneath the fabric with pretty whimpers falling from her lips onto yours.Ā
Pulling away from Satoruās lips when you settled him to sit on the edge of the bed.Ā
Her lips pulled to the side, a soft ātskā leaving them as Satoru looked up at you. āWhy does it feel like youāre more into this than normal?ā Your gender-bent boyfriend bitched at you as you slipped off your shirt.Ā
Placing your hands onto the sides of Satoruās chunky cheeks, pressing soft kisses onto the puffy lips of her face and guiding her to scooch up the bed.Ā
You grinned, placing your hands on the edge of Gojoās shirt. āWhat does it feel like?ā changing the conversation as you pulled Satoruās shirt off his body. Hanging your mouth open and seeing the sight before you.Ā
Not in a million years could you picture the portrait that was painted before you.Ā
Satoruās bottom lip pouted, a roaming blush forming on her chest and pink hardened nipples greeting you.Ā
āFeels like Iām gettinā pawed at.ā Satoru scoffed, pressing her lips back onto yours and feeling your hands rest on his hips, dipping your fingers beneath the band of the oversized sweats and rolling them off. Feeling Satoruās hands mimic the movement on your own bottoms.Ā
Only this time- compared to the hundreds of others, Satoruās hands had a soft, delicate touch.Ā
Satoru had you pinned as he naturally did, on your back and your legs spread with her hips resting between them. Satoru tugged your bottoms off as his delicate lips moved against yours.Ā
Feeling Gojo do the same, leaving him bare and waiting for something to happen- trying to recall what he usually does whenever he isnāt a woman- trailing his smaller hands from your side to your inner thigh.Ā
You scoffed- āThis isnāt about me ātoru.ā you smiled, pulling his hands from your thigh and intertwining your fingers with her slim ones. Looking at the soft expression your boyfriends feminized face held.Ā
āYou donāt wanna know what it feels like for me?ā you grinned, trailing the tips of your fingers against her rib cage- causing a shuddering exhale to leave his lips.Ā
Satoru bit her lip, feeling the warmth between her legs twitch from your offer.Ā
You trailed your hand between her thighs, reaching the drenched center Satoru had ignored between his legs till now.Ā
Watching her mouth inhale sharply, batting his white eyelashes closed as you lightly traced your middle and ring finger against her core.Ā
It took very little for Gojo to straddle your thighs, leaning an arm back and planting it on your calf. Giving you an unobstructed view of your boyfriends pretty, glistening cunt.Ā
As pretty and leaky as his cock was- this gave you a different kind of shiver down your spine from how fucking gorgeous he looked right now.Ā
Your hands rubbing softly on Satoruās thighs, looking up to her shy expression.Ā
Satoru was a talker typically- teasing and being able to act on his horny threats just to make you blush. But now Satoru held her tongue, shy eyes avoiding your gaze. And squirming at the light grips youād make against his thighs.Ā
And when her hips had ground down- instinctively as though you had cock for him.Ā
Or when your hands finally reached his pale inner thighs- you swore you could hear a slight shudder take the shape of a whimper leave Gojoās throat. The prettiest sound you had yet to hear from him.Ā
He would let out pretty sounds generally, but this- this was something different. More defined, and less throaty. Almost as angelic as the pretty white lashes fanning over Satoruās blushing cheeks.Ā
His hand urging you with a light squeeze at your thigh. When you finally traced the pad of your thumb against the little glistening pearl that you had neglected for what felt like an eternity to Satoru;
As though it was unwillingly, tossing her head back with a nibbled lip. Even the curve of her neck was fucking pretty.Ā
Dissolving into the feeling of your gentle thumb against his clit. His grip against your thigh turned to a squeeze with urge as you made more teasing circles against him with a hand on his pale thigh.Ā
Between a breathy moan, Satoru looked back to you- āItās unfair that you get to feel this all the time.ā she huffed as you applied a little more pressure to the sensitive nub.Ā
āJust wait till I make you cum-ā you huffed with a smile, watching Satoruās effeminate face churn with pinched eyebrows at your words.Ā
You raised your hand from his thigh- placing it flat, right where his womb would be. āDo you feel it building right here?ā you asked in a murmur, looking up at your pretty boyfriend with amazed eyes.Ā
Satoru only nodded quickly- her plush lip tucked between pearly teeth and eyes closed. Your thumb making hastier circles and watching Satoruās chest heave with eyes full of wonder.
Your hand traced to her bent hip, lightly squeezing at the malleable skin and watching the face Satoru made as you drew an orgasm out of her. The tips of your ring and middle finger circling at the taut entrance that seeped nectar.Ā
Satoru gasped when the pad of your thumb caught the very tip of his clit. Snapping one of his slender hands onto your shoulder as a brace. And your lips being right at the level of his perky tits- your lips parted and latched onto the puffy pink nipple on her chest.Ā
The whimpers that left Gojoās throat were far too genuine- knowing how unashamed he was about them normally, the ones he let out now would be equally as unashamed.
Satoruās lips parted in a small āoā- stuttering over every other moan as your thumb rubbed harsher circles against him. Your tongue lapped at the pebble of her nipple, sucking harshly to draw more pretty sounds from her lips.Ā
Gojo tried- she tried warning that they were cumming. As though some kind of mess would spew from him as it usually did. Only your hands didnāt care- neither did your relentless lips.Ā
With a choked moan- Satoru held his breath. His cunt clenching around nothing as the tips of your fingers felt the twitching his entrance made- as though she was trying to suck them in.Ā
Your eyes looked up at the pretty sight before you- parting your lips and throwing your head back. Watching with amazed eyes at the pale, shuddering shoulders that were graced with light goosebumps.Ā
Satoruās eyebrows were lightly pinched, and her puffy lips parted- finally releasing the air trapped in his lungs with a pretty moan.Ā
Giving him a few seconds to shake off the aftershocks of his very first orgasm as a woman. Satoru trailed her hands to the side of your head, caressing gently and looking down with a peaked corner at her lip.Ā
āSo unfair-ā he whispered, leaning down and pressing a lazy kiss onto your lips as his hips ground down to your fingers. Your thumb made little to no movements as Satoruās hips urged your fingers to press inside.Ā
And as bitchy and needy as he was as a man- You knew not to deny Satoru this now.Ā
Isolating your middle finger and pressing against Satoruās soaked, taut entrance- a whimper between a breath leaving his throat and rumbling onto your lips. Lightly curling your finger until you hit a little nudge inside him.Ā
The little prod making Satoru pull away from you with a soft whine. Both of his hands now on your neck and arm- trying to find soothing in whatever his hands could grip.Ā
āMore,ā Satoru whimpered into the air between you- a high pitched upturn ending her plea. Your lips latched onto hers- drawing your finger from her soft walls and pressing it to the neighboring finger.Ā
Lazily kissing at the corner of her mouth, trailing kisses down to Satoruās softer jaw. Pressing both of your fingers past her entrance- āSo tight-ā you murmured, feeling resistance from her walls as her hands gripped harder.Ā
Clearer whimpers and moans, leaving her throat at the light sting, your lips kissing down her neck- trying to find the sweet spot Satoru always allowed you to exploit.Ā
And when the tips of both of your fingers reached that same spot from earlier, the moan that left Satoruās lips bordered on guttural- a high-pitched inhale followed as your lips found the sensitive spot of her neck.Ā
Suckling at the pale skin as your palm pressed flush against her clit. Satoruās eyes fluttered shut as his hips started moving back and forth. Unashamedly rutting his cunt against the arch of your palm as your fingers lightly bumped into her gspot.Ā
Your lips formed a smile against Gojoās skin- grateful of how pretty she sounded, almost like a hymn to your ears. Even more with the light squelches of his cunt frotting against your hand.Ā
Reaching your hand up her ribcage that flared with every sharp inhale she made. Lightly cupping her breast with a teasing thumb on the hardened nipple.Ā
It was too much for Satoru- overstimulating himself as his hips moved without instruction from his brain. The tingle of Satoruās own gluttony formed in his spine as your thumb took a few soft swipes at his nipple.Ā
āMāgonna cum again-ā she whimpered, as though it wasĀ youĀ moving her hips against your palm. You pulled your lips from her collarbone with a smile.Ā
āGo ahead.ā you instructed, tone far too deep and overindulgent as Gojoās hips moved quicker- frotting her leaking cunt against you with a whimper.Ā
It was as though the pearly gates of heaven opened for Satoru as he felt another orgasm wave over her petite shoulders, his cunt clenching around your fingers. Barely able to keep his posture as she rode herself down- greedy hums leaving Satoruās lips as you kissed at her chest.Ā
Using the hand on her hip to guide her to keel onto her side- landing on the bed with a pleased smile. Rolling onto her back as your lips planted gentle kisses on her sternum.Ā
Soft hums leave his lips as your hands spread his thighs. Tilting her head to the side and watching your shoulders rest between her flawless thighs. Placing a hand to the top of your head as your lips kissed at her thighs.Ā
āYouāre so greedy~ā Satoru hummed as your lips dampened small circles on her thighs- close to her glistening cunt, but still so fucking far.Ā
You let out a soft laugh, āIām greedy?ā softly caressing his outer thighs as she nodded against the pillows. Excitement reeling behind her cerulean eyes- so eager to know what it feels like to receive head as a woman.Ā
And as though her hand was urging you to finally kiss somewhere other than her thighs- you made a light lick from her perfectly displayed cunt up to her clit with a shuddering sigh leaving her lips. A groan left your lips at her flavor- as sweet as you expected her to taste.Ā
Your hands held Satoruās hips, keeping them spread with her feet planted harshly against the bed. Your tongue made a few more kitten licks at her clit- hearing the desperation in every whimper that left her lips.Ā
Taking one of your hands and aligning it with her entrance again- right below your chin and slowly pushing them in. Your lips connect with the base of her clit with your tongue lightly swirling against the puffy nub.Ā
Your fingers moving with ease now- his cumt stretched just enough for you to start pumping your fingers. Satoru swore that his eyes would cross had he held them open- so he closed them.Ā
Thralling his head back into the pillows with a throaty moan- the hand on his hip moving up her side- gripping at Satoruās breast with a light squeeze.Ā
Gojoās back arching against the bed as your fingers prodded against her gspot. The whispers of overstimulation roaming up her spine once more as she felt another orgasm build in her womb.Ā
Only this time it felt different- His moans far too loud as your tongue made relentless swirls against her clit- your fingers bumping into her gspot at the perfect angle.Ā
āWait-ā Satoru inhaled sharply, his hips bucking up into your mouth as the knot in her tummy tightened. Nodding her head quickly as she fisted the sheets- knuckles turning white from how hard she was gripping.Ā
You looked up at Gojo, furrowed eyebrows and parted lips greeting you as Satoru whimpered. Threats ofĀ āIām gonnaāā left her lips as you continued the mean movements.Ā
Satoru sat up slightly with a groan- your palm filling with spurts of liquid as your fingers continued.Ā
Loud mewls leaving Gojoās throat as your mouth refused to stop- making sure to drain Satoru as the sides of your face became drenched with his squirt.Ā
āJ-jesus fucking chri-ā she called out in an exhale- her hips stuttering against your lips as you slowed your fingers.Ā
And when you finally got your fill, Satoruās hands cupped the sides of your face and pulled you back up to him. A light moan vibrating onto your lips as she kissed you. Tasting her own slick and essence on your lips with every swipe her tongue made against yours.
Your hands groping at her thighs as Satoru pulled away from your lips- looking into your eyes with urgency.Ā
āFuck me baby, please-ā She whimpered into the air, desperately needing to feel you. In any way she could.Ā
You pressed your lips onto hers again, feeling her hand roam down to your bottom and give you a squeeze, the other cupping at your breast- noting that even as a woman, Satoru had wandering hands.Ā
In the split second after Satoru begged you to fuck her- you thought to the how. No strap- no toys at your disposal- but then you thought of the closest thing.Ā
Rolling over with Satoru in your hands- leaving you on your back with one of Satoruās knees planted beneath your thigh. The other straddled atop your other leg.
Completely tangled between limbs as you pulled your lips from hers- Your bare cunt and his threatening to touch as she looked at you with curious eyes.Ā
You placed your hands onto her hips, looking into her bleary, cerulean eyes and guiding her down. A little whimper leaves your lips at the sudden contact of her cunt against yours.Ā
It took very little for Satoru to get the hint- planting her hands onto your sides and straightening her back.Ā
Taking a small nibble at her lip at the feeling of your clits bumping against each other. Looking down and watching at the small grinds he made- a small giggle laced with a moan leaving her lips. āFfffuck, Itās like weāre kissing~ā she grinned, causing you to let out a small laugh with an eye roll.Ā
Satoru reached for the back of your thigh with one hand, pinning it up slightly to give her a better access and a better view.Ā
Gojo tried starting at a slow pace- but the warmth radiating from your cunt onto his was undeniably tantalizing.Ā
Small moans fell from her lips as she started making unpatterned, sloppy thrusts against you. Uncaring if it wasnāt right- only that it felt good when his clit would bump against yours and the mixing slick of both your cunts making the filthiestĀ shlopsĀ and squelches made him even more wet.
Her tits bounced with every desperate thrust she made against you, your hands holding a bruising grip at her pale hips, following every grind she would make against you.Ā
And when Satoruās thighs started burning from the frantic movements- your hands led her hips into the frotting. Through gritted teeth- āRight here ātoru-ā you mumbled, Satoru taking over for your hands and humping against that very spot.Ā
Her face churned with pure, undiscovered pleasure as the mixed slick made it easier to glide against you.Ā
Shared moans reverberated off the walls before Satoru leaned down to connect her lips with yours, her breasts pressing against yours harshly. Keeping the same quick pace against your linked cunts.Ā
His tongue slotting against yours sloppily as moans rumbled against each other- hands gripping at anything they could find with his clit grinding against your own neglected one. Building your own orgasm as you hummed against Gojoās lips.
One of your hands on her plump ass- gripping harshly with the other on her hip- and Satoruās were gripping for dear life at your plush thighs- working himself through the overstimulation with soft groans against your lips.Ā
Splitting the kiss with a loud whimper- desperate hips rutting against you at an unbelievable pace as you felt the knot in your tummy threaten to come undone- āIām cummin-ā she whimpered before pressing her lips back onto yours.Ā
Your eyes tightened as Satoru worked you past an orgasm, back arching against the bed as Satoru crossed the finish line with you. Squirting whatever was left inside of her against your cunt.Ā
Huffing heavily through her nose as her hips slowed- Satoruās grip on your thighs loosening as she felt the aftershocks roll through her shoulders.Ā
Easing your thigh down and feeling Gojo rest her body weight atop yours- just like he did when he was a man. Her lips sloppily moved against yours before pulling away- hazy eyes and pressing her chest further into yours with a pout.Ā
Your hands raised from her ass and rested on the soft skin of her back. Satoru raised her shoulders and looked into your eyes- almost troubled.
āWhat is it?ā you mumbled, touching her cheek and caressing it softly with your thumb. Watching the pout deepen before parting his lips.Ā
Her breasts pressed against yours- āHow do you know what to do with another girl?ā Satoru pouted in a sad tone. You smiled softly, nodding your head and resting back into the pillows.Ā
āI did a lot of experimenting in college.ā you hummed, Satoru following you and rubbing her nipples against yours unknowingly.Ā
Your eyes flashed down to your connected chests- āYouāll still like me when I become-Ā meĀ again, right?ā She spoke softly- shy and stark in comparison to how he usually was.Ā
You pinched your eyebrows- āCourse I will ātoru-ā pressing a soft kiss to her lips, āI canāt wait till you're back to normal.ā you mumbled. Looking at the blush on Satoruās cheeks deepen at your declaration.Ā
Satoru let out a dreamy sigh, squinting and looking down to where your eyes kept flashing. āSālike weāre kissing.ā you smiled with a mumble, a small giggle leaving Satoruās lips.Ā
She sighed, leaning her head back down to your shoulder, āDunno how you get anything done if thatās what it feels like every time.ā Satoru mumbled, closing her eyes and placing a hand on the side of your face.Ā
A half-laugh left your throat, āI would be all over you 24/7 if I was a chick.ā he hummed, legs tangled against each other as your hand rubbed small circles at her back.Ā
āGod knew not to make you a woman, youād cause too much trouble,ā you murmured, hearing a half conscious hum leave Satoruās lips as she drifted to sleep atop you.Ā
That night you fell asleep with your girlfriend in your arms- soft, dainty and bare in your hands. Breathing softly with a feminine tinge in every exhale she made.Ā
And you woke up with your broad, far too heavy boyfriend in your arms. His exhales taking their usual throaty tone when he breathed them against your skin.Ā Ā
Either or- it was stillĀ yourĀ Satoru. No matter what form he took, he was still yours.Ā
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(a.n) this was so hot, I love woman, and gojussy. by the time you're reading this, ill be watching a medieval tournamentšš½
ok but Ghost who realizes how much his size turns you on and then canāt keep himself from emphasizing it whenever youāre around. Spreads his thighs when heās sitting to take up more space. Rolls his shoulders back and straightens to his full height when you walk through the door (his posture is already military-grade, but itās that last infinitesimally small, casual slouch that disappears when youāre in the room in favour of emphasizing his height). Starts wearing shorter sleeves or rolling up his sleeves to show off the pronounced muscle of his forearms. Whenever itās just the two of you, he always has a hand on you somewhere, showing you how much space his hand takes up on you, how much of you he can fit in his palm.
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
āThrough a rapistās eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewā¦ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whoās clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they donāt have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isnāt worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys youāre not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: canāt believe it is so cold out here, weāre in for a bad winter. Now that youāve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said theyād leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you canāt beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh ā HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guyās parts it is extremely painful. You might think that youāll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and heās out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, donāt dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but youād feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ā¦.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from youā¦. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver wonāt see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DONāT DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driverās side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked āfor helpā into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and itās better safe than sorry.
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THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.ā
Masterlist Kissing Kƶnig on the forehead
Simon tried to protect you from Ghost, he really did. It was not that Ghost would hurt you in any way, no. And of course, it was not a disease or mental disorder of any kind - it's a coping mechanism. But once the mask was on - Ghost appeared softly and silently. And Ghost could do things, that Simon couldn't. Things, he wouldn't ever want you to witness.
He never made a huge mystery of his work - he just didn't give away too many details. Simon didn't even hide his masks - he just asked you to not touch him, when he's wearing one of them.
"It's dusty, I wouldn't want your hands to get dirty." When in reality, he wouldn't want your entire being to get corrupted.
Ghost was to be kept out of your house and Simon made sure, you never saw each other. Little did he know, you had your ways not only around people, but around symbols as well.
His last day at home was coming to an end: in the morning he had to leave for a long deployment. Simon packed his things, leaving the mask atop of his open bag.
The rays of the setting sun painted the rooms with large windows in shades of red and gold. He absorbed every moment, breathed in and tried to remember barely distinguishable smells and sounds that filled your house, walked aimlessly through the rooms when he saw this. You sat on the edge of your bed, next to his bag, holding his mask in front of you. Your eyes were screwed shut as you pressed your forehead against the cracked, grayish surface of the mask. It was as if Ghost was kneeling in front of you, letting you touch his forehead with yours. Simon froze, part of him wanted to end this scene right there, but he hesitated, not wanting to scare you.
You slowly opened your eyes and looked deep into the empty holes in the mask. Your lips parted and you spoke almost inaudibly.
"Protect him and bring him back to me alive."
Simons' heart skipped a beat, when he understood, you were speaking not to him, but to the Ghost behind his mask.
And then, when he thought, this strange conversation was over - you brought the mask to your lips and kissed its forehead. Simon was standing in good 10ā15 meters from you, but he could swear, he almost felt your soft and tender touch. Anything he ever knew, anything both he and Ghost were capable of, crumbled and slowly disappeared before your wish. Anything, that still kept meaning both to Simon and Ghost from this very moment, was that wish.
"Bring him back alive."
ā¹ CW(s): f! reader, suggestive (kissing, touching, and making out in the office), dazai being a menace, established relationship, mentions of marriage, lovesick! dazai
ā¹ SYNOPSIS: in which he wants you, and for you two to get caught
inspired by: agora hills by doja cat !
dazai osamu could never keep his hands to himself. he was dazai for goodness sake, and he has no shame, especially when it comes to you.
he enjoys being near to you at work just as much as he enjoys being with you in private. so, dazai takes every opportunity to be with you, whether it's holding your hand or twirling a strand of your hair in his hand while you work on reports, subtly leaning his head against your shoulder, or secretly squeezing your thigh, and he always loves the pink blush that spreads on your cheeks as you whisper yell him about pda.
but that's what makes it so difficult for him; dazai loves you too much to keep you a secret. you were his, and he wants everyone to know who you belong to, as well as who he belongs to.
you were about halfway through the papers given to you by the president when dazai slides next to you in his swivel chair, whining as he clings to your arm, "belladonna!~"
"osamu, i'm busy," you smile and giggle, but you quickly switch up, changing your tone as you sigh and flick his forehead, prompting a tiny scream and pout from him, "busy doing the papers you should be doing, mister."
"oh, come on! everyone has already gone out for lunch, and we're the only ones left here!" dazai grumbles as he wraps his arms around you after rubbing his forehead.
"and you insisted on staying with me! ugh, well maybe if you helped me, we can both get some lunch like the othā" your eyes widen as dazai snatches the papers from your desk, putting them out of your reach and even causing some of the notepads and pens you had on your desk to roll off.
you gasp sharply, opening your mouth to scold him, but he slams his lips against yours, earning you a groan from him.
dazai's hands reach for your waist as he feverishly kisses you, his warm lips pressing deeply yet eagerly against yours.
you turn your face away, attempting to avoid his kiss as you let out a soft whine, trying to tell him off, "not now, osamu!"
but, alas, he closes the gap between you once more, this time much closer as his hands tenderly slide down and hold your hips to pull you into his lap.
dazai feels you squirm on his lap and finds himself chuckling in between the kisses, but he simply holds you firmly, one hand tenderly carressing your hip and the other now on the back of your neck to hold you in place.
how could he resist such a work of art as you? the way the sunlight from the window delicately highlights your face just for him to admire as your hair frames everything perfectly like icing on a cake, and don't even get him started on how you always smell so sweet like vanilla with your perfume.
dazai loves every single part of you and feels the need to be always closer to you, so he has his attention on you like a moth to a flame as you were a temptation for him.
you're so warm and plush in his embrace, and you can feel his warmth seeping through your clothes as much as his hands tenderly hold you in place on his lap.
"m-mmh, osamu. pleaseā" you try to speak again, but he shuts you up with his lips once more, his kiss a demand as well as a declaration of love and desire.
"hush for a second, pretty girl," dazai's breath tickles your lips as he pulls away just a fraction before his lips were on yours again.
"then stop eating my face," you whine softly, grabbing his shoulders and successfully yanking your face away from him.
"aww, and why should i?" dazai says, smirking as he caresses your hip with one hand while the other glides from the back of your neck to your cheek to cup it, "you're just so tempting my dear."
"w-we're at work!" you stammer, squirming on his lap once more, "now put me down or else we might get caught, osamu!"
"too bad," dazai rolls his eyes at you, pinching your cheek before pulling you by the chin, so you were now nose-to-nose with each other.
you feel blood rush into your cheeks at his proximity, and even more so when he says the following words to you.
"i want us to get caught."
at this point, your face was on fire. in fact, the roomāno, everything becomes too hot all of a sudden, prompting you to raise your voice out of surprise, "w-what? are you crazy?!"
"crazy in love with you, that is," dazai winks at you before tracing your cheek with his nose, trailing it down as his breath tickles your neck this time, and his breathy voice sends tingles up and down your spine, making you unable to sit still on his lap, "and you have no idea just how far a crazy man would go for his darling angel."
"your hips are an altar i would worship anytime of the day, my love," he whispers as his hands sensually trail from your neck and waist to your hips, squeezing them as he kisses your neck.
as one of his hands began to slip under your shirt, your breaths hitch and you couldn't help but let out a soft whine, and dazai revels in the feel of your skin as he kisses your neck, writing his love on it with marks and soft groans.
"and i know heaven is a thing because i go there whenever i touch you, and whenever i'm with you, baby," he groans with indulgence as his lips continue to kiss and bite at your neck, his hands slipping under your shirt now, caressing your side, the spot just under your chest.
dazai's emotions were all over the place, but it was desire mixed with exasperation. he immerses himself in the sensation of your lips and body during the heated moment, closing the gap between you with undeniable intimacy.
"fuck, i wanna tie the knot," he says in hushed mumbles, completely in love with you.
dazai lifts his head from your neck and presses his forehead against yours tenderly, his hands now cupping your face at a daydream of you that he has now engraved in his mind, "i wanna see my pretty girl in a wedding dress, walking up to me to be with me til' death do us part."
"and i just wanna show her off. tell everyone she's mine and no one else's," a soft, low growl escapes his breath as he claims your lips one more time with a feverish deep kiss to mark his territory, but this time it comes with a hint of tenderness as he strokes your cheek.
"osamu, we're gonna get caught," you say softly, your breath shaky, your hands still gripping his shoulders as he continues his assault of kisses.
"then let them catch us, sweetheart. you're mine to brag about," you feel dazai's smirk against your lips, and his hands on your hips again, but this time they're sliding down to squeeze your thighs in a firm grasp that causes you to squirm on his lap and wrap your arms around his neck.
dazai then purposefully but playfully bounces you on his lap, causing you to let out a sharp gasp mixed with a whine. suddenly, you hear footsteps outside the office door just as his hands begin to slip further past, and your eyes widen. it was as if he knew your coworkers were about to return from their lunch break, and he did know that.
your heart rate increases with strange excitement and fear. you squirm and try to pull yourself up and away from his lap, but he simply holds you tighter against him, his arms now locking around your waist to keep you in place.
"h-hey, now! let me go!" you whisper yell.
"oh, no. you stay right where you are, my pretty girl. i'm not letting you go," dazai says with a grin, finding amusement in your panic, "nope."
"what are we gonna tell them if they see us like this?! kunikida is gonna scold us!"
"heh, tell em' that we were kissing and hoping they caught us~"
"OSAMU!"
ā¹ A.N: happy halloween! ok, but like, after re-reading this and stuff, this was waaaay better in my head ą«®ź° ć¤įÆ ā ź±į ÕĖĖĖ
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info ā Ā includes:Ā itoshi rin, shidou ryusei, oliver aiku, mikage reo, michael kaiser, yukimiya kenyu ļ¾ suggestive bordering nsfw (minors do not interact) ļ¾ all character written 19+ Ā
āĖą¬Ŗā¹ RIN guides you by your waist. when youāre playing around and purposely blocking his path, his arms stretch out to take a hold of you before effortlessly reversing your positions with the click of his tongue and an easy, lazy smirk. itās also one of the few physical actions heāll display in public, preferring it over holding hands or slinging an arm around your shoulders. he can see you this way, keep you in his sights. when youāre not paying any mind to your surroundings and nearly walk into traffic, he pulls you into him and gives you a squeeze, leaning down to whisper ābe carefulā against your skin. you jump at his touch and the feel of his breath tickling your ear, cheeks burning with the reminder of where his hands were roaming and exploring the night before.
āĖą¬Ŗā¹ SHIDOU walks around the apartment in sweatpants that hang incredibly low on his hips. your focus shifts from the pot of water youāre waiting to boil to ryusei as he pads into the kitchen after finishing his shower. beads of water drip from his hair onto his bare chest and roll down his tanned skin until they reach his v-line. you donāt realize the water on the stove has come to a boil until shidou clears his throat, jerking his head at the stove. āyouāre staring real hard, pretty,ā he drawls with a lazy grin. it only takes a few strides for him to close the gap between the two of you. his hands grip the counter on either side of you, trapping you in place as fuchsia eyes filled with mischief stare down at your figure. āsomething more you wanna see?ā
āĖą¬Ŗā¹ OLIVER intently stares at your lips whenever youāre talking. to be fair, each conversation starts with his eyes on yours but they always happen to drift down to your mouth. he takes in their natural pout and the subtle shine that your chapstick leaves behind on them. eventually, his mind begins to wander. he thinks about how soft they would feel sucking hickeys onto the pulse of his neck and across his collarbone or wrapped around the head of hisā"are you even listening?ā you ask with crossed arms, the corners of your lips turnings down in a frown. "of course i am,ā he tells you, finally dragging his gaze up to your eyes. āi just hear you better this way, thatās all.ā
āĖą¬Ŗā¹ REO puts his hands over yours every time you reach for your wallet to pay. he can feel the way your fingers wriggle beneath his palm, but he ignores the movement, intertwining his fingers with yours while he pulls out his card and hands it to the cashier. heās got more money to his name than he knows what to do with, so it only makes sense for him to spoil you. he might smile and breathe out a laugh when you slap his shoulder and frown, sulking about how you feel bad for spending all his money, but he hears you. if you really feel like paying him back, he can think of a couple of ways you could do soāsome that are better suited taking place in the bedroom.
āĖą¬Ŗā¹ KAISER tilts your chin up with his finger whenever you refuse to look at him. it shouldnāt surprise you, seeing him offer fans smiles and hugs, but you canāt help but think about it when the two of you are taking your leave. āare you seriously mad?ā he asks from beside you, and it wouldnāt have upset you if he didnāt laugh like it was unreasonable. you scoff and roll your eyes but before youāre able to make it any closer to the door, youāre being tugged back. all too suddenly, kaiser is in front of you, his hooked finger angling your head up and forcing you to meet his azure gaze. āyou know i only have eyes for you, right?ā he murmurs, like his words are meant for you and you alone. heāll show you that his statement holds true when you get home.
āĖą¬Ŗā¹ YUKIMIYA uses the bottom of his shirt to wipe away his sweat. on the occasion that you accompany him to a weekend practice or individual workout, you tend to look out for it. after the intense training when heās cooling down, you watch attentively as he drags the hem of his shirt across his upper lip to collect the beads of perspiration. the motion leaves his abdomen exposed, putting the defined lines of his abs and the trail of dark hair peeking out from his shorts on display. your staring isnāt as discreet as you think it is but yukimiya doesnāt mind it. even after he catches you gawking, he keeps his shirt pulled up so as to not interrupt your view. when finally do look up at him, heās peering at you over his glasses, tongue running along his lower lip.
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damn ok lake superior
When you had too much screen time and now your eyes are giving up on you :
Y/n: Kenma... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Kenma: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Kenma.
Me asf
i watched bungou stray dogs, which led me to vanitas no carte, and then i found yuukoku no moriarty.
conclusion: i enjoy animes with detectives, vampires, and the rivals-to-partners-but-still-rivals trope