yeah can we get assistance in the greeting card aisle. this guy's been trying to pick out a card for 45 minutes
"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic
They killed jimmy carter to hide the secret of the elves
"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
I need more 2022 batman fans, please come back.
Look, I made you some food, psst psst.
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