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Synopsis; Basically, reader with Deadpool's personality
Warnings; Deadpool's personality.
âCan you stop bouncing around for one damn second?â Logan growled, his claws halfway extended as he glared at you.
You peeked out from behind a tree, grinning like youâd just found a box of explosives labeled do not touch. âStop bouncing? Bouncing on what exactly, honey badger? You naughty bear! But anyways, bouncing is literally my thing. Well, that and making grown men cry. Speaking of which, do you need a tissue for all that gruff man pain youâre radiating?â
Logan ran a hand down his face, muttering under his breath. âI shouldâve left you back at the mansion.â
âYou say that every time, and yet, here we are. Together. Like peanut butter and jelly. Or whiskey and bad decisions. Orâyouâre gonna love this oneâclaws and quips.â You spread your arms dramatically. âSee? Perfect pair.â
Logan glared. âIâll give you ten seconds to start acting serious before Iââ
âSnikt me into ribbons? Oh, Logan, you romantic devil.â You clasped your hands over your chest, batting your eyelashes. âYouâre always threatening me. Itâs like foreplay.â
He groaned audibly and turned back to the trail, trying to ignore you.
âAw, donât walk away, sugar bear!â you called, jogging to catch up. âWeâre just getting to the good stuff. I had, like, three more zingers about your height lined up. Oh, waitâfour if you count the one about the step stool.â
Logan didnât even pause. âIâm too old for this.â
âYouâre right. You are ancient.â You walked backward in front of him, ticking off points on your fingers. âWrinkles, grumpy attitude, that permanent smell of cigars and regretâclassic âdad who went out for milk and never came backâ vibes. Except you came back, and now weâre stuck with each other. Itâs poetic, really.â
Logan stopped, his claws popping out with a loud snikt.
You held your hands up. âWhoa, whoa. Easy there, Freddy Krueger. Iâm on your side, remember? You handle the claws, and Iâll handle the witty one-liners.â
âYou mean the non-stop verbal diarrhea?â Logan growled, his claws retracting.
âPotato, po-tah-to,â you said with a shrug. âBesides, you love it. Admit it, Loganâyouâd be bored out of your mind without me. Who else is gonna make jokes about your weird fetish for flannel?â
Loganâs lip twitchedâjust barelyâbut you caught it.
âOh my God,â you gasped, pointing at him. âYouâre smiling. Thatâs it. Iâve broken the Wolverine. Next stop: Hallmark movies.â
He turned and started walking, muttering, âI need a drink.â
You zipped in front of him again, walking backward with your hands on your hips. âYouâre stuck with me, bub. Just think of me as your wise-cracking, ridiculously attractive conscience. Except I donât actually care if you do the right thing, as long as we get to blow something up along the way.â
Logan gave you a long, tired look. âYou keep this up, and Iâm gonna let the bad guys have you.â
âAw, you say that now, but wait until I save your hairy butt with my ingenious improvisation skills. Youâll be begging to team up with me again,â you teased, leaning in with a wink.
âNot a chance,â he replied, but there was a faint smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.
âYou love me!â you called after him, skipping to catch up. âAdmit it!â
âShut up,â Logan muttered, though he didnât sound entirely convincing.
The living room was filled with the scent of pine and the soft hum of Christmas music. You were perched on a step stool, reaching to hang a snowflake ornament on one of the higher branches. Scott stood behind you, holding the box of decorations, watching you with an amused but cautious expression.
âYou know,â he said, âif you fall, I canât catch you. Iâm holding fragile glass ornaments here.â
âYou could try to catch me,â you shot back, placing the snowflake and hopping off the stool. âBesides, Iâm nimble.â
Scott raised an eyebrow. âNimble enough to handle the tinsel? Because last year, it looked like a five-year-old threw it on the tree.â
âHey!â You grabbed a handful of the shiny strands. âItâs called artistic expression. Watch and learn.â
He didnât have to watch long before you gleefully tossed the tinsel into the air, letting it cascade haphazardly onto the branches.
Scott pinched the bridge of his nose. âYou cannot be serious.â
âDead serious,â you said, smirking as you grabbed more tinsel. âAnd if you donât like itââ
You flung another handful, this time deliberately aiming for his head.
Scott sighed dramatically, pulling a stray strand off his visor. âYou do this to torment me, donât you?â
âAbsolutely.â You laughed, leaning in to kiss his cheek before grabbing another handful of tinsel and sprinting to the other side of the tree.
The soft glow of fairy lights framed the edges of your room as you stirred awake, blinking against the dim light. Before you could properly sit up, a burst of brimstone filled the air, and Kurt appeared at the foot of your bed, arms overflowing with brightly wrapped presents.
âGuten Morgen! Merry Christmas!â he exclaimed, his tail wagging behind him like an overexcited puppy.
You sat up, rubbing your eyes. âKurt, itâs barely six in the morning.â
âBut itâs Christmas!â he insisted, depositing the pile of gifts at the foot of your bed. His golden eyes sparkled with excitement as he plopped down on the edge of the mattress, bouncing slightly. âCome, open them! I cannot wait to see what you think.â
You yawned, smiling at his enthusiasm. âYou carried all of these in one trip?â
âOf course! I teleported. Efficient and festive,â he said proudly, his tail curling in contentment.
You reached for the first gift, marveling at the careful wrapping. âYou wrapped these yourself?â
His ears turned a deeper blue. âJa...well, mostly. Jubilee helped me tie the ribbons.â
As you opened the first presentâa beautifully carved wooden trinketâyou couldnât help but laugh. âThis is amazing, Kurt. Did you make this too?â
He beamed. âJa, but thereâs more! Keep going!â
You shook your head fondly, already knowing this would be the best Christmas morning youâd ever had.
You found Logan crouched in front of the fireplace, carefully stacking logs with an intensity that made it look like he was preparing for battle rather than a cozy evening. His plaid flannel shirt was rolled up at the sleeves, revealing his scarred but capable hands.
âNeed some help there, lumberjack?â you teased, leaning against the doorframe.
âNot unless you can make the wood light itself,â he shot back without looking up.
âMatches are a thing, you know.â
âMatches are cheating.â He struck a piece of flint against steel, and sparks flew. After a few more tries, the fire roared to life, casting a warm glow across the room.
âVery impressive,â you said, walking over and sitting cross-legged on the rug. âWhatâs next? Are you going to chop more wood with your claws?â
He smirked, finally turning to look at you. âIf you ask nicely.â
Reaching into your pocket, you pulled out a Santa hat and plopped it onto his head. He frowned, his hand immediately going up to pull it off.
âLeave it,â you said, grabbing his wrist. âItâs festive.â
âItâs ridiculous,â he grumbled but didnât take it off.
You tilted your head, grinning. âYou secretly love Christmas, donât you?â
âDonât push your luck, kid,â he muttered, but there was a twinkle in his eye that told you otherwise.
You shouldâve known asking Peter to hang the lights would end in chaos.
âPeter, slow down!â you yelled, watching as he zipped back and forth across the room, leaving a blur of glowing string lights in his wake.
âThis is efficient,â he called back, draping the lights haphazardly over the furniture. âYou said you wanted them up fast, right?â
âI also said I wanted them to look nice!â
He stopped abruptly, standing in the middle of the room with the lights tangled around his torso. âNice is overrated. Messy is more... artistic.â
You crossed your arms, giving him a pointed look. âYouâre tangled, arenât you?â
Peter looked down, as if just noticing the strands wrapped around him. âUh...no?â
âUh-huh.â
He sighed dramatically, throwing his hands up. âFine, maybe a little.â
Laughing, you walked over and started untangling him, trying not to laugh too hard when he pouted like a child.
âYou know,â he said as you freed him, âif youâd just let me do my thing, weâd already be done.â
âAnd if I let you do your thing, the mansion would probably catch fire.â
He shrugged, smirking. âWorth it."
Synopsis: In the middle of the night, you are met with an annoyingly awake speedster. Maybe you could share this small moment with him. And maybe like it...
Warnings; none!!
The mansion was silent at this hour, the kind of quiet that made every creak of the floorboards and every hum of the refrigerator seem louder than they actually were. You shuffled into the kitchen, rubbing the sleep from your eyes, and headed straight for the fridge.
âMidnight munchies, huh?â
You yelped, nearly slamming your head into the fridge door as you spun around. Peter was leaning casually in the doorway, arms crossed and a trademark smirk plastered on his face.
âPeter!â you hissed, clutching the carton of milk youâd grabbed as if it were a weapon. âDo you get off on scaring me?â
âPretty much,â he replied, zipping into the kitchen and leaning on the counter next to you. âSo, whatâs on the menu? Leftover pizza? Ice cream? A questionable combination of both?â
âHot chocolate,â you said, setting the milk on the counter.
âClassic,â Peter said, nodding approvingly. âMind if I join?â
âDo I have a choice?â you asked, raising an eyebrow.
âNope,â he said, already grabbing mugs from the cabinet at super-speed. He tossed them onto the counter with a flourish. âAllow me to assist.â
You rolled your eyes but couldnât help smiling as you reached for the saucepan. âFine. But no super-speed stirring. Youâll spill everywhere.â
Peter gasped in mock offense. âWhat kind of culinary amateur do you take me for?â
âThe kind whoâs broken three blenders trying to make milkshakes.â
âThat was one time,â he protested. âOkay, maybe three. But this is different.â
While the milk heated, Peter zipped around the kitchen, gathering whipped cream, sprinkles, and a bag of marshmallows. By the time you poured the hot chocolate into the mugs, the counter looked like a sugar-filled battlefield.
âSubtle,â you said, gesturing to the mountain of toppings.
Peter shrugged. âGo big or go home.â
He grabbed a mug, piling on an absurd amount of whipped cream and marshmallows before sprinkling the whole thing with a generous handful of chocolate shavings. He took a sip and promptly got whipped cream on his nose.
You burst out laughing, setting your own mug down. âYouâve got a little somethingâŚâ
âWhere?â he asked, crossing his eyes in an attempt to see the mess.
âHere, let meââ You reached out to wipe it off, but before you could, Peter licked it away at super-speed, flashing you a smug grin.
âGot it,â he said.
âYouâre impossible,â you muttered, shaking your head.
âBut charmingly so,â he countered, clinking his mug against yours. âAdmit itâmidnight snacks are better with me around.â
You sipped your hot chocolate, pretending to think about it. âMmm⌠debatable.â
Peter gasped dramatically. âRude! Youâre lucky I like you.â
You smirked, leaning against the counter as the two of you sipped your drinks. The silence that followed wasnât awkwardâit was warm, comfortable, the kind of quiet that came with knowing someone so well you didnât need to fill every second with words.
âOkay,â you said after a while. âMaybe youâre not that bad.â
âNow thatâs the spirit,â Peter said, giving you a playful nudge. âTold youâIâm the ultimate midnight snack buddy.â
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X-Men Evolution Toad x mutant!reader
Word Count: 1,249
Summary: Toad always hears the same answer from you every single time, âno.â What happens when you finally agree to a date.
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Donât judge me, I wrote this after watching X-Men Evolution S3E7: The Toad, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. My manâs deserves love on that show.
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âDonât look now, but here comes your not so secret admirer,â said your best friend Kitty. You let out a little sigh already knowing exactly who she was talking about.
When you had moved to the institute you had expected difficulties. New town, new neighbors, new people who think youâre a freak. But what you didnât expect was an admirer.
Toad.
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