How do yall feel abt a Magic Mike!Remy LeBeau x Reader?
I'm slowly obsessing over this slimy Goober oml-
X-Men Evolution Toad x mutant!reader
Word Count: 1,249
Summary: Toad always hears the same answer from you every single time, “no.” What happens when you finally agree to a date.
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Don’t judge me, I wrote this after watching X-Men Evolution S3E7: The Toad, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. My man’s deserves love on that show.
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“Don’t look now, but here comes your not so secret admirer,” said your best friend Kitty. You let out a little sigh already knowing exactly who she was talking about.
When you had moved to the institute you had expected difficulties. New town, new neighbors, new people who think you’re a freak. But what you didn’t expect was an admirer.
Toad.
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Fuck men for making my santards higher then heaven
Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?
Girls be like "I can fix him, I can fix him!" Like girlie NO. I WANT A BROKEN GUY SO WE CAN BE BROKEN TOGETHER. If you ain't gonna clean the trash or pick it up might aswell just add more to the pile 🤷
Thank you to everyone who got me to 2500 likes!
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Okay, so, idk who cares but,
I don't just write fanfics! This is a story I've been working on for only about a week called "All in Human Nature" and it is a Thriller Book about a group of friends who go to a cabin but something goes very, very dark in the middle of their mid-summer trip.
(No) Fur and Favoritism
Synopsis; Your hairless cat has an undeniable favorite—and it’s not you. Whenever Scott is around, the cat abandons all dignity to curl up with him, leaving you as little more than an amused (if slightly jealous) observer. But with Scott grinning at you over the cat’s adoring gaze, you start to wonder if sharing the spotlight with him might not be so bad after all. Warnings; None, enjoy kits! Requested by @milkbean69
You walk into the living room, stopping in your tracks at the sight before you. There, on the couch, is Scott—reclined, reading a book, and completely occupied by the tiny, wrinkled bundle of devotion curled up on his chest, purring as if it’s never been happier.
“Really?” you say, crossing your arms. “I thought I was the one who adopted a cat.”
Scott looks up, suppressing a smile, and gently strokes the cat’s back. “What can I say? I guess I have an irresistible charm.”
Your cat, who usually acts too dignified for much attention, nudges Scott’s hand with its head, encouraging him to keep petting. You watch, mildly exasperated, as your supposed pet melts under his touch, eyes half-closed in bliss.
“Would it kill you to be that nice to me?” you mutter, more to the cat than to Scott.
“Aw, don’t take it personally,” Scott says, amusement dancing in his eyes. “Guess it just knows a fellow introvert when it sees one.”
You narrow your eyes at him. “You’re hogging my cat, Summers.”
He raises his hands defensively, but the cat stays put, curling up even closer as if to make its allegiance known. “Hey, it’s not my fault,” he chuckles. “I’m just sitting here.”
As if in response, the cat curls its little paw around his shirt, holding him in place. You sigh, defeated, watching as Scott continues to scratch that perfect spot behind its ears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own living room.
“So… am I going to need to get my own place now?” you ask dryly.
Scott grins, patting the spot next to him on the couch. “Nah, there’s room for both of us. If you’re okay sharing with our cat.”
You can’t help but laugh, finally sitting beside him as your cat—no, their cat—continues to bask in its preferred human’s attention.
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I will write:
●fluff
●one-shots
●headcannons
●imagines
I won't write:
●smut (uncomfortable with it, srry!!)
●angst (not good at it)
●character x character (same with above^^)
●Any minor x adult shit too
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(I could take both of them)
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