SON OF A BITCH

SON OF A BITCH

A redraw over an image, with edited text above it. "Jonathan swears by his 15 minute power naps during the day, but he doesn't like napping in bed or on the couch because it's too comfortable and the sleep will "win." During work functions, he will suddenly lay down on the floor and wrap himself around the nearest piece of furniture to pass tf out for 15 minute increments. Nobody finds it unusual and we all just step over him. Then he gets up and joins us again." Beneath is a photo, with Jonathan Sims drawn over. He's laying facedown on the floor, curled against a coffee table in an uncomfortable looking position, asleep.

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Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.

I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

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