First Introduction (Mental Hospital!ShadowVanilla Au)
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content warning for partial nudity but I love them also I shouldn’t even like. Have to say this but this isn’t sexual if it was I wouldn’t post it here 👍🏻
9 days before sonic prime season 2
(I hope they kiss)
Omgggg going off of the protection headcannons you had for Salesperson Ena— how’d you think she’d react if the found the reader being attacked after either the reader had wandered off or they had gotten separated somehow?
★ Summary: A Compilation of Headcannons Featuring Salesperson Ena Being Overprotective Of You
★ Character(s): Salesperson Ena (ENA: Dream BBQ)
★ Genre: Headcanons, SFW
★ Warning(s): None - Completely Safe!
★ Image Credits: @JoelG
☆ Salesperson Ena isn’t one to panic easily. But when she realizes you’re missing? It’s an immediate full-stop to whatever “business opportunity” she was pitching. Her body goes stiff, her smile falters, and her eyes flicker—searching, calculating. She’s still trying to process the loss of a valuable asset (you), but then the Meanie side starts screaming, “WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?!”
☆ At first, she tried to handle it professionally. Maybe you just wandered off to the bathroom or got distracted by something shiny. Logical. Reasonable. But the longer she doesn’t find you, the more that logic crumbles. Meanie starts slamming megaphones against walls and demanding answers from the universe.
☆ If she comes across you being attacked? Oh-ho. Ohhhhhhh. The shift is immediate. “WHO THE HELL DARES?!” Her entire body twitches between control—one second she’s negotiating, the next she’s full-on lunging.
☆ The Salesperson side of her prefers to handle things diplomatically. Maybe the attacker can be convinced to “divest” from this terrible decision. “Say, friend, what’s your price for NOT getting obliterated?” But if they don’t listen? Meanie takes the wheel. And Meanie does not do negotiations.
☆ Her movements are a blur of jerky, inhuman motions, flipping between her two sides in rapid succession. One second, she’s offering a five-step business plan to avoid a “messy termination,” and the next, she’s a jagged, screaming blur of claws and teeth. Her arms stretch and distort, her megaphone crackles, and somewhere in the chaos, there’s a voice screaming, “GO TO HELL, JACKASS!”
☆ Once the threat is removed (read: brutally handled), she snaps back to you. Ena brushes herself off, adjusting her cap, smiling too wide. “Well! That was unexpected! Let’s file that under ‘learning experiences.’”
☆ She looks… wrong. The cracks in her face are deeper, her grin a little too sharp, her movements glitching between elegant and unnervingly erratic. “Worry not! The investment was worth it.” And then, “DON’T EVER DO THAT AGAIN, OR I’LL BOLT YOU TO MY DAMN SIDE!!!” Not a joke. Not an exaggeration.
☆ After this, you are never left alone again. She is now your personal (and unwilling-to-be-fired) bodyguard. She follows everywhere, making up ridiculous excuses to justify it. “What if a BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY appears?” “What if an ASSASSIN appears?” “What if a BUSINESS ASSASSIN appears?!” You try to tell her you’re fine. She does not believe you.
☆ Every shadow, every figure in the distance—it could be them. Another attacker. Another threat. “What’s your problem, stranger? Are you looking for an opportunity?” She asks, still smiling, still calm. But sometimes, she isn’t as patient. “YOU LOOKING TO DIE?!” Her paranoia is suffocating. But underneath it? There’s something worse.
☆ One night, when things are quiet (somehow), you hear her talking to herself. “GØD watches over fools and entrepreneurs. You are neither.” Her fingers twitch. “I won’t let it happen again.” She laughs, but it’s hollow. “Gotta keep the assets safe, after all.” Meanie then whispers, “I thought I lost you.” And it doesn’t sound like a joke.
i just saw your giant PV an I wanna see MORE
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hi peachy! if it’s okay, can i request some headcanons for what kurapika would be like when he finishes his revenge and can just chill with s/o? i hope u have an amazing day btw <3
Sure you can! Thank you for being so kind! ~🍑💞
Pairing: Kurapika x GN! Reader
Genre: headcanons (fluff)
Tw: none!
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❥ Kurapika finally collected his clans eyes, and after many years of training, managed to defeat Chrollo.
❥ I would assume this would take a long time, so I’m gonna say Kurapika is near his thirties at this point.
❥ You’re so happy you’ll finally have his free time to yourself, and not only that, he’ll no longer feel burdened with his goal for revenge
❥ You’re just super excited for him overall
❥ He tells you he really wants children as soon as possible- now that he doesn’t need to deal with the troupe anymore, he can focus on kids and building a family
❥ If you agree, he’ll either hire a surrogate (if needed) or drag you off to the bedroom. Lmao you aren’t leaving for a while
❥ If you disagree, he’ll leave it alone for a while, but he really does want kids.
❥ He proposes soon after he defeats the clan. Now that revenge is out of his mind, he recognizes how short his life is and he wants to spend the rest of it with you, awwww
❥ You often hear him chatting on the phone with Leorio, now that he has the time to do so.
❥ If you two do end up having kids, you’ll have a lot. Expect at least 3. He’ll help you a lot though
❥ He does regular hunter jobs now that he doesn’t focus on the troupe so y’all have plenty of money
❥ He really wants a daughter. I could never tell you why, but he just does
❥ He often cooks you breakfast, he’s so sweet:’)
❥ He gets the luxury of sleeping in now instead of getting up early to go to god knows where, so his dark circles become less and less visible
❥ He never knew just how nice it was to wake up and see your face, the sun hitting your features just right
❥ He realizes just how much he neglected you while focusing on his revenge and he’s so thankful you stuck stuck around
❥ Because of this realization, he shows a lot more affection
❥ “‘Pika, why are you hugging me?” “I just love you, darling.”
❥ Overall I feel like he would be a lot more mellowed out and affectionate, I love him sm
i think teto is an afab femme enby (just like me :3)
also i think teto is french-japanese
More shadowfaerie with bonus airfryer
if you like these please credit the original artist! they have more stamps on their gallery, i just posted the ones that are my interests :) go have a look of their work!!!
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