My Spiritual Advisor Told Me I Had Something Weighing Me Down And It's Definitely Not The Time I Held

My spiritual advisor told me I had something weighing me down and it's definitely not the time I held a woman captive, befriended her, promised I'd give her daughter the tape of our crimes on which she'd recorded a touching farewell message, ritually sacrificed her, ate her, faked my own death, assumed a new identity, befriended the daughter, married her, and had a child. It's the literal tape that's making me feel bad. I better send it to the most violent and paranoid person I've ever met.

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3 months ago

I'm sorry, but is it just me who absolutely loves how Simon talks about Maddie and how much he loves her? It's so sweet and real. I love their friendship so much. Also, the fact that only Simon could see her shows how much he loves her. It's so pure. Like also when he said he thought about going to prom with Maddie. That was so cute.

"Something happened. I know it did. Something bad. I've known Maddie longer than almost anyone else in my life. She's a lot of things, but she isn't a person who runs. She has seen things. She has faced things that no one should ever have to. She doesn't get scared. She doesn't run. And if she was ever going to, I would be the first person to know. I know Maddie. She she's never gone silent on me before. That's how I know something happened to her. She wouldn't just disappear. I don't know how I'm going to survive this place without her." -Simon Elroy S1E2

"Hey. Hello. I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. I love you, Maddie. And that's why I don't give a flying fuck about Northwestern. You're not gonna be there." -Simon Elroy S1E7

I'm Sorry, But Is It Just Me Who Absolutely Loves How Simon Talks About Maddie And How Much He Loves
I'm Sorry, But Is It Just Me Who Absolutely Loves How Simon Talks About Maddie And How Much He Loves
I'm Sorry, But Is It Just Me Who Absolutely Loves How Simon Talks About Maddie And How Much He Loves
2 months ago
Rest In Peace To The Funniest Mfs On This Show, They Hate To See A Bad Bitch Living
Rest In Peace To The Funniest Mfs On This Show, They Hate To See A Bad Bitch Living
Rest In Peace To The Funniest Mfs On This Show, They Hate To See A Bad Bitch Living

rest in peace to the funniest mfs on this show, they hate to see a bad bitch living

3 months ago
I Have The Biggest Crush On This Entire Cast

I have the biggest crush on this entire cast

2 months ago

shes so “☹️”

I CAN'T!!! WHY IS SHE SO SAD? STOP!!!

I CAN'T!!! WHY IS SHE SO SAD? STOP!!!

3 months ago

SOBBING CAUSE SHES NEVER GONNA HAVE A SLURPEE AGAIN

MARI IBARRA — YELLOWJACKETS // S03 E08: A Normal, Boring Life.
MARI IBARRA — YELLOWJACKETS // S03 E08: A Normal, Boring Life.
MARI IBARRA — YELLOWJACKETS // S03 E08: A Normal, Boring Life.
MARI IBARRA — YELLOWJACKETS // S03 E08: A Normal, Boring Life.
MARI IBARRA — YELLOWJACKETS // S03 E08: A Normal, Boring Life.

MARI IBARRA — YELLOWJACKETS // S03 E08: A Normal, Boring Life.

2 months ago

if you see this post i am cleansing you of all the “send this to ten ppl or you’ll have bad luck” and “reblog or you’re a terrible person” type things

you are safe now <3

here is a good luck : 🍀

3 months ago

kinda on shaunas side about how weird the marriage is but that damn hat pmo so bad

I don’t know what’s funnier: Melissa marrying the dead hiker’s daughter or Melissa still wearing that fuckass hat


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2 months ago

misty gaslighting shauna for so long and actually being the one to lock her in the freezer was so funny and on brand of them not gonna lie. poodle needed to calm her doberman down for real

3 months ago

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

2 months ago

so far the explanations for sophie nelisse not believing jackieshauna are either she’s deeply closeted and thinks that’s just what girls who are friends do, she was told by the writers to keep jackieshauna under wraps no matter what, or french people are just Like That.

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