I Hope Every Assignment. Dies

This will never NOT be funny

michael davies

me whenever i write a fic where both clark and bruce interact: they're good colleagues they work well together they have a good relationship it's a friendship they're friends they're best friends okay i know it's a little gay but they're not in love they're- ok maybe they're a little- oh wait it's a lot they're a lot in love with each other- oh wait they're dumbasses they're idiots they are idiots in love and trying their best oh goodness gracious how did this happen

good evening faith fans across the globe

Thinking about that one time in JL TAS when Batman thought Wonder Woman was buried under rubble and literally dug through it with his bare hands until she climbed out and then proceeded to hide his hands from her. Thinking about how it took Flash (2) minutes of talking to get him to go to Flash Appreciation Day and drag Orion along with him. Thinking about how Batman, literally he squishiest and most vulnerable member of the team, shot Martian Manhunter and the Flash away from the Watchtower so he could crash it into the enemy’s doomsday weapon, KNOWING he was far more likely to die than those two. Thinking about how on Superman’s birthday he personally delivered cash, knowing it was a shit gift, to him in the Fortress of Solitude because  he didn’t know how to give it otherwise. Thinking about how Batman is aware that he probably won’t ever fix Gotham, but still goes out and does it anyway because every life he saves is another life that won’t end up like his. Thinking about how Batman’s greatest strength is not his intelligence, or his skill, or his willpower, but his compassion for life even at its ugliest.

your honor you wouldnt sentence just a silly harmless little fun-guy would you