Aaaww They Were Made For Echother

I lovee horseshoe crabs so muchhh because what the fuck are they doing

Just cute little fucks scuttling around

I HAD TEA WITH A LOT OF HONEY TO SEE IF I LIKED IT, IM SO FUCKING NAUSEOUS IM ABOUT TO THROW UP BEES COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS IM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DONT CARE IF HUMANITY DIES I WANT YOU DEAD, FUCK THE BEE MOVIE. FUCK BARRY, AND ESPECIALLY FUCK THAT BITCH WHO WAS A HORE FOR BARRY HOLY FUCK

ITS 11:55 PM I FUCKING HATE THIS

No because when ever I'm sad I think about how JFK never fucking saw the moon landing on live broadcast, he never fucking saw it happen and he never will because his head into hamburger helper, he only was around for like the test flights with like, the monkeys that kept dying and like, *maybe* the successful test flight with a human but who gives a shit about that when the Soviets all ready did it like... So everything was in a sad dead monkey tone at the time like that's so unfair

Bro wiped out his hawk in desperation, sounds like a cool teacher tho

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

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HOOTTT PICKLEEEEEEEEEEE

This video is at the cornerstone of my relationship. Always reblog.

When someone asks me where the pink wall installation went

If Saul Goodman was Amber heard's lawyer, Depp would be fucked

Noodle doodles I did :)

I think about this often legitimately. W h y is he actually built like Uncle Samsonite, why is he built so accurately like that why